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1) What is Gingervitis?Gingervitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of gingervitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a "Soulless" feeling. Some Ginger Kids may show symptoms such as violence and depression. Although Gingervitis is not a life threatening disease it can be very serious. There is currently no known cure and very little treatment for Gingervitis.2) Is Gingervitis contagious?No, Ginger Kids are born with Gingervitis. It is hereditary and cannot be contracted in any other way.3) Are Ginger Kids dangerous?Although some Ginger Kids may be dangerous, many others are not. Ginger Kids do have a genetic predisposition towards anger and depression, but this is caused by there appearance and often times amplified by taunting and harassment. Contrary to popular belief, many Ginger Kids live healthy, happy lives.4) Do Ginger Kids have Souls?Unfortunately no, Ginger Kids are born without souls. A common misconception is that you need a soul to survive. This is completely false. Ginger Kids are people just like everyone else, even if they don’t have souls. Many Ginger Kids live happy, healthy, productive lives devoid of any sort of soul.5) If a Ginger Kid bites me what should I do?If you have been bitten by a Ginger Kid immediately wash the wound with soap and water. If you have alcohol or peroxide apply it to the wound. Then call your local poison control for further assistance.6) Why do Ginger kids get such a bad reputation?Ginger Kids are commonly stereotyped because a number of famous Ginger Kids have set bad examples. Celebrities such as Carrot Top and Queen Elizabeth I give Ginger Kids a bad name. Don't be fooled, although these famous people are Gingers. A large numbers of Ginger Kids are nothing like them. Some Gingers have even protested these figures because of the harm they have done.7) Why do people call Ginger Kids "fire crotch"? Are there crotches really on fire?A common misconception is that Ginger Kids' crotches are actually engulfed in flames. The truth is "fire crotch" comes from the fact that Ginger Kids have red pubic hair. It is similar to the nickname "Carrot Top".Gingers Kids:* 324904 kids are born with Gingervitis a year.* 10% of kids born with Gingervitis commit suicide by age 16.* 30% of those infected with Gingervitis live healthy, productive, long lives.* 20% of those infected with Gingervitis feel great self hatred, and attempt to bite others in hopes they will spread Gingervitis.* 80% of Ginger Kids are totally unaware they are soulless.* 20% of those infected with Gingervitis, know they don’t have souls and pursue a life devoted to Satanism, Paganism, and/or Politics.* 95% of those infected with Gingervitis believe they are ugly contagious beasts, resulting in an extreme fear of such common things as:o Trying on clothes in public dressing rooms o Sharing food o Intercourse o Sharing blood o Kissing the opposite sex. o Having FriendsCommon statistics:* 15% of all people in the US are bitten by a child with Gingervitis.* 12% of those bitten don't know the proper steps to take after being bitten.* 63% of those people bitten require years of trauma counseling.* 80% of all people in the US are unaware that kids with Gingervitis have no souls.* 20% of all people in the US are aware that those with Gingervitis lack souls, and persecute them due to this.* 55% of people aware of gingervitis believe it is similar to AIDS.

My Interests

CULTURAL REVOLUTIONARYwe the modified hold that we are a distinct subcultural group with an established history and way of life. we take part in these activities and perform these body modifications for the betterment of ourselves, of our peers, and of the world in general. Piercing, tattoos, scarification, and other modifications are active political protest and lead to positive cultural reform. we demand the right to treat our bodies as our own, and we strongly urge all to do the same.

Music:

• Agoraphobic Nosebleed • American Nightmare • Arab on Radar • Architects • As blood runs black • Asterisk • At the drive-in • Bane of Isildur • Beret • Between the buried and me • Between the devil and the deep • Bill Haley and his comets • The blood brothers • Botch • Braid • Brain Drill • Brandon DiCamillo • The Brian Setzer Orchestra • The Bronx • Buddy Holly • Busta rhymes • Cattle decapitation • Camera Obscura • The Chariot • Chinese stars • Cholera • Coalesce • Converge • Craniotomy • Crimson Curse • Cryptopsy • Cursive • Damaged • Das Oath • Daughters • Dead man in Reno • The dead milkmen • Death cab for cutie • Demented are go • Despised icon • Destroy all operating systems • The detonators • The Dillinger escape plan • Every time I die • Ex models • Faith no more • Fall of troy • Fantomas • Fast forward • The festival of dead deer • The frantic Flintstones • Fuck I’m dead • Fugazi • Furcurve • Get Hustle • Ghengis tron • Give up the ghost • Glenn miller • Greg Graffin • Ground unicorn horn • Gwar • Hammers • Harry and the potters • He is legend • Head wound city • HelloGoodbye • Holy Molar • HORSE the band • Hospital the musical • Hot water music • Isis • Jaks • Jeff Buckley • Jets to brazil • Jimmy eat world • Job for a Cowboy • Johnny Cash • Kate Bush • The locust • Mad Sin • The Mars Volta • Martyr AD • Mastodon • Melt-Banana • Meshuggah • Minus the Bear • Modest mouse • Mr. Bungle • Murder City devils • N.W.A • Napalm Death • Nausea • Nora • Os Catalepticos • Orthrelm • Paint it black • Plot to blow up the Eiffel tower • The postal service • Propaghandi • Radiohead • Refused • Reggie and the full effect • Reverend Horton heat • Richard cheese • Rilo Kiley • Rocky Votalato • Roger Miller • Roy Orbison • Rumah Sakit • Saosin • Saves the day • Scarlet • See you next Tuesday • Shai Hulud • Some girls • Stockholm syndrome • Stray cats • The streets • Suicidal tendencies • Sundays best • Swing kids • These arms are snakes • The Weakerthans • Will Haven

Movies:

• Fear and loathing in Las Vegas • Where the Buffalo roam • The big Lebowski • Rushmore • Life aquatic • Bad Santa • Half baked • Dawn of the dead • Garden State • Sin city • Lost in translation • Pulp fiction • Waiting • Man on the moon • Eternal sunshine • Conspiracy theory • Stripes • Pay it forward • The devils rejects • House of 1000 corpses • The Toxic Avenger series • Reservoir dogs • Trainspotting • The princess bride • Mortal Kombat • Buffalo soldiers • Kill bill I and II • I am Sam • X-men 1.5, 2 and 3 • Saw 1 and 2 • Waiting • The corpse bride • From dusk till dawn • The Warriors • Napoleon dynamite • Queen of the damned • Underworld • Evil dead • Dirty dancing • The royal Tenenbaums • Night at the Roxbury • Adaptation • Fight club • The van • Too Wong Foo, thanks for everything, Julie Newmar • Me you and everyone we know • Nightwatch • Clerks • Chasing Amy • Mallrats • Dogma • Jay and silent bob strike back • Clerks 2 • The Texas chainsaw massacre • Young guns • The gods must be crazy • The gods must be crazy 2 • Two hands • Detroit rock city • More when I think about it.

Television:

• Arrested Development • Scrubs • Family guy • The office (UK) • SNL • The 70’s show

Heroes:

"On February 20, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson took his life with a gunshot to the head at his fortified compound in Woody Creek, Colorado," This put a huge downer on my birthday, my brother called me as i opened my first drink to inform me that my hero shot himself in the head that day... Rest IN Peace--Dr. HUNTER S. THOMPSON--BORN July 18, 1937 DEAD February 20, 2005.DR. HUNTER S. THOMPSON along side two other geniuses, BENECIO DEL TORO and JOHNNY DEPP"A MAN WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF GETS RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN" -- DR. HUNTER S. THOMPSON (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)