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I am 23 years old and I live in the sticks. I have two beautiful girls who mean the world to me and there names are Chloe and Kayleigh. I hate my crappy job but nothing in life is free so I stick it out. I would love to live somewhere else where the weather doesnt suck and it's never cold. I dont have the typical life of a person my age but there arent too many things I'd change about my life.Companionship is great, but I'd like to keep the drama/fighting thing nonexistent! I like to have fun, but dont get to do it that much. Dont hang out with too many people, but I do know people almost everywhere I go. Just got out of yet another crappy relationship, but ya live and learn! I'm so over all that mess. Time to enjoy life and watch my babys turn into big girls; just not too soon.When things get stressfull I just look at the wonderful,intelligent, and loving girls that theyve become and the weight of the world just dissapears.I finally found myself a keeper as far as the man goes and I plan on keeping this one.I love to play pool, draw tatoos,dance anytime the musics on, and occasionally go to the bar. Love to get together with friends, when we find the time. Most of all I like to sit around the house and play with my kids while teaching them in the process.

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My Interests

My two beautiful girls.Dafinately dancing! Listening to good music. I like to go to concerts. Ozzfest was by far the best! I like buying clothes, but not the shopping part. I love to play pool. I like to hang out with my friends and make them laugh.I like to have fun and not one for drama. I hate drama!

I'd like to meet:

Rob and Big,by far, because I guarantee theyd be a blast! Xzibit,Dqane Cook, Carlos Mancia,Jay Leno, Drew Carey and the rest of the cast of Whose Line Is It Anyways( theyd robably be fun to hang with) Dr. Dre,Lil Wayne, all of Outkast,Eminem,The guys from American Chopper because theyre the sh*t!

Music:


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Movies:

Office Space, Stewie Griffin-The Untold Story,Saw 1 and 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Butterfly Effect,Final Destination 2, Spongebob Squarepants-The Movie,Lord of War,Snatch,Blow,Dave Chappelle-Season 1&2, Corky Romano, Deuce Bigalow Europeon Gigalo,The Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, House of 1000 Corpses, Jack-Ass 2, Goodfellas, Scarface,pretty much anything that makes me laugh, and dfy no sappy chick-Flicks!

Television:

Rob and Big, House,King of Queens, Law and Order, CSI, ER, American Chopper, Viva La Bam, Growing Up Gotti, Saturday Night Live, Dave Chappelle Show, The War At Home, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, The Oblongs, Drew Carey Show,Bam's Unholy Union, Crossing Jordan,Sopranos,and damn near anything on Comedy Central

Books:

It's been quite awhile since I've sat down and read a book. I like John Grisham, Marry Higgins Clark and Dean Koonts when I do.

Heroes:

Good parents, and Hugh Heifner cuz he's a fuckin empire!

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