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KrissTheKrunt

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I'm a mum (yippee!) I'm actually not that keen on kids.(meany I hear you cry!) I have OCD. I'm about 70% Irish and possibly (hopefully, it's being investigated) of Viking descendancy (ten minutes with the dictionary and I still can't spell it...) I live in a house (its got a roof and everything doncha know). I would rather live in an Iron Age Round House. I had 2 black rats called Lunar and Misty who died last year (they still get a mention as it feels like only yesterday), a black Lionhead rabbit called Marley and two older kittens called Peaseblossom(black and white) and Cobweb(all black), prizes if you recognize the names! I'm not a people person but for some reason I get on with them really well (!?), and dedicate a lot of my time to helping the outcasts and waifen strays in my life! I love having people over and sharing my house with my friends, old and new (and apparently they love my house in return!), as I still can't get my head round having a whole one to myself!! So sofa surf away, my door is always open!!! I can be your closest friend or you worst enemy. Never the latter without giving the former a bloody good go first though! I don't do in betweens with ANYTHING(mostly). I can be very ruthless and don't take any crap. My life so far has shaped me thusly I'm afraid! I'm like a loyal doggy and a friend for life once you have me, if you don't then more fool you (modest too)! I'm very sarcastic and dry witted. Sarcasm is the lowest form of whit, and the best *thumbs up* I can be silly, I'm not afraid to make a fool of myself and do quite regularly! I love making people laugh and am good at it. I love climbing trees ^_^ but... I have terrible balance, eek! I'll try most things once, especially those things that no one else dare :D I have an old head on young shoulders and tend to get on better with older people. (And like minded younguns) I will fight to the death for my friends and family. Speaking of fighting, I don't like it but if you're ever in one then stand behind me. I shan't say anymore on the matter :D I love my mum she really is a spiffing lady (don't steal her)! My mum describes me as an "eccentric as hell, super hyper hippy"! I like my people how I like my dogs and many other aspects of my life, quirky and out of the norm. My head is waaay past the clouds and floating amongst the stars. (I also have one on each hand ^_^) Having said that my feet are so firmly planted in the ground they can tickle my tootsies in Australia. I have 26 piercings, and wear so much crazy jewelry that I jingle when I walk. A former boss named me "Shrapnel head"! ^_^ how nice. One of my MANY nicknames is "Krunt". And no, not for the reason you are thinking! Perfectly innocent I can assure you! I've not had a full head of hair since I was 14 :) I change my hair more than my socks (don't worry I change my socks lots)! I am currently sporting a shabby 80's mohawk thingy at the moment (as in the bathroom shots). My favorite place is Glastonbury. It completely chills me out and makes me feel all refreshed, warm and fuzzy ^_^ The town that is. I've never been to the festival oddly enough! I'm like marmite (and I like marmite), you either love me or hate me. I'd like to improve my French and learn Hebrew, Gaelic and Japanese. I would like to eat bugs. Or should I say more bugs (only eaten them in lollies you see) fear not, I brush my teeth lots! If it's weird and you won't eat it, chances are I will give it a go ^_^ I am starting to paint Warhammer. I would like my own shop, I have it all planned out. I would LOVE my own animal sanctuary. I have a tendency to smack people round the head if they are naughty (that would be the mother in me!), it's like some built in auto-pilot thing. I much prefer working outdoors(in any weather) or with animals. Somewhere I can get in touch with the earth, get grubby and feel free as a bird! I'm no stranger to manual labour either *nods*
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Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 17:29:00 GMT

Pancake power!!

Eggs milk and flour, pancake power,Look at his milkier sunshine face.Flip it now, flip it good, ooh,Flip it now, flip it good, ooh,Some are salt, some are sweet,Some are fruit, some are meat,The time ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 15:45:00 GMT

Eels up inside ya......

Eels up inside ya,Finding an entrance where they can.Eels up inside ya,Finding an entrance where they can.Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus.Eels. Eels. Eels. Eels! Eels! ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 15:25:00 GMT

Le Uber Rant......

well well well,the Krunt has finally snapped........im sick and tired of people who i am TRYING to help becoming complete emotional drains. My nearest and dearest will know that at least onc...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:52:00 GMT

Which Johnny Depp Character Are You?

Which Johnny Depp Character Are You?You're Edward ScissorhandsOkay. So maybe you're a just bit of a freak, though I doubt you have scissor blades for fingers because how would you be taking this quiz?...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 13:54:00 GMT

PUSSY FARTS.......teehee........

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Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:41:00 GMT

Spike Milligan...another legend......

..> ..> A Silly Poem  ..> ..>   Said Hamlet to Ophelia,I'll draw a sketch of thee,What kind of pencil shall I use?2B or not 2B? Spike Milligan ..>..>
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:49:00 GMT

my luck wiv da laydeeeees...teehee.....

12th night by Andy Curtis The 12th night I engineered a chance meeting with her I said "I think I love you, I can't get you out of my mind" She kicked me and went to call the police I was overjoyed...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:02:00 GMT

Gerard Hoffnung...a legend.....

THE BRICKLAYER'S STORYbyGerard Hoffnung(from his Oxford Union speech) ..> I've got this thing here that I must read to you.Now, this is a very tragic thing... I shouldn't, really, read it out. A s...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 16:58:00 GMT

the beer song!!!!!

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Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 20:12:00 GMT