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I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm Brian. Once you get to know me, you'll find out why that's really the only good description. I like to be known for pearls of wisdom, which i can't follow myself, keeping people laughing, unexpecting, and having fun with random acts of lunacy. The End.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People similar to myself. Old friends that i like. Um, midgets, hobos, blind people, the racially challenged, and bonobo monkeys. Actually, just people that can hangout doing random crap with me. And girls, who doesn't want to meet girls?

My Blog

Plans for adventure!

  I have this plan to create an offshoot of my company...kinda sorta.  I've been playing with anagrams (?)SWET, JEL, in attempts to be funny and have a memorable title.  The premise is this... the Sou...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:35:00 GMT

I know a cannibal!!!

I have a great retort to anyone that wishes to argue about abortions.  So, when does life start?  Most whiners say at conception.  But who is to differentiate between conception and the two causes of ...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 12:44:00 GMT

My hands are bigger than yours

  First off, thanks for coming out to my Halloween party folks.  I have yet to decide if i am going to continue it next year.  I do enjoy them for the most part, but with every good the...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:35:00 GMT

New thoughts!

  Firstly....why in the name of the Sheep Overlord do women think that hairstylist is a good career choice?  Honestly, how many chicks do you know that cut hair or say they would love to ope...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:00:00 GMT

Good ol’ Constitution

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed." (Second Amendment to the Constitution.)   They ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 15:03:00 GMT

What the double frick!?

  So i’m working on getting a business together. (Not porn, unless it strikes my fancy).  I have an accountant, connections on the city small business board, connections in the music i...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:30:00 GMT

ME!! For President!!!

  I figured that since i don't like anyone available for prez, i'm just gonna write myself in.  I also figure this will put me on some sort of government list...assuming i'm ot on at least a...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:20:00 GMT

For postarity!! Or something...

First!!!!! Go change your top whatever to friends/aquaintances. It's more funner that way.We all know you hate the people in your top whatever, so why not prove just what they mean to you!1: You're lo...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:24:00 GMT

For postarity!! Or something...

First!!!!! Go change your top whatever to friends/aquaintances. It's more funner that way.We all know you hate the people in your top whatever, so why not prove just what they mean to you!1: You're lo...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:24:00 GMT

Hot Tubbin’

Get in line now 'cause nights are limited, seats are few, and i can only be in it so many times a week. Yes, i'm talking about a hot tub.  MY hot tub.  I'll be getting it this spring....the ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 08:40:00 GMT