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Fight the War... Fuck the Norm!

Laugh if you like.

About Me

I'm a truly magnificent Bastard.... if only the fact that my parents were married when I was born. I'm used as a Taxi Service, a Butler on occaision, and a Regulator when necessary. If you ask nicely, I'll bleed for you. If I think it necessary, I'll cry for you, make no mistake though, I am no martyr. Just a paranoiac with delusions of moral and social inadequacy.I'm an odd man, I have realised... I don't want anyone to like me... I want everyone to love me. Ask the people I know... more likely than not I've bent over backwards for them all. I'll do the same for you. If you would like to know more, just ask, and ye shall receive...

My Interests

Fighting, Arguing, Discussions, Beer Games, Restaraunt hopping in search of new tastes, Preaching to the Choir, Proselytising among the unwashed in a sneaky manner(if you think that means something dirty, you aren't someone I want to meet here, halfwit.) I like driving, a lot. In fact, if DL's were like Cell Phones, I'd always be over my mileage. I like adventures, exploring new towns and forests. I like to Canoe, Kayak, and Hunting/Fishing. I love to drag other people to my level so that they can see things the way I see them.

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Liddel, that moron from the Tanqueray commercials so I may smite him, Randy Couture, Forrest and Bonnar... ummm, Cole Miller, Urijah Faber, and about a billion othersIf you wanna give me a scream outside of MySpace, email me or message me at greyrime on AIM or greyrime on yahoo.

Music:

Killing Joke, Finger Eleven, Poe,Breaking Benjamin, Skunk Anansie, Sevendust, Drain STH, Rammstein, Godsmack(the first album), Seether, Chevelle, Johnny Cash, Offspring (pre-Americana), Crossfade, Tool, Perfect Circle, Spiderbite, My Chemical Romance, Submersed, American Head Charge, Disturbed, and pretty well anything that doesn't sound like techno or the Top 40....

Movies:

Pretty well anything Tarantino, True Romance, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Things to do in Denver When You're Dead, Dune, Children of Dune, Boondock Saints, The Transporter, Gone in Sixty Seconds( Just because the guy that played the Sphinx is a great actor.) Ravenous, Run Ronnie, Run(Not Run Lola Run) Anything with Nicholas Cage or Samuel L. Jackson.

Television:

Adult Swim is just about my favorite anime/comedy block of television programming, minus Home Movies. I love MXC on SpikeTV, I guess because as a child I liked pulling the wings off of flies......its like America's Home Videos, dubbed from Japanese to English with fewer nutshots and more witty repartee. the WEC and UFC live stuff on Spike and Versus are cool, too.

Books:

Anything by Frank or Brian Herbert. I've been reading King since I was eight, but he's sucking wind lately...... Neil Gaiman's American Gods....read it. Also, Terry Pratchett's Small Gods....a great and comedic read. I'd also suggest Heinlein's Job.....it reads eerily close to the way life runs sometimes. I like all of Vonnegut's books, try Hunter S. Thompson's stuff....its wild stuff. You gotta read the Godfather... at least once. The movies are great, but the book is something else.

Heroes:

I'll have to do this just a little differently as I don't idolise anyone in full, hateful as it may sound. Corey Kegerreis, for keeping his head down whether he liked it or not. My Father, Norm II for doing things he didn't like to make sure that he gave me his version of life, the way he wanted. And last, but certainly not least, a guy named Childress, who showed me that no matter how right I believe I am, someone else knows I'm wrong.

My Blog

one more really quick....

i forgot how much I hate the fucking disembodied kitty-cat heads.  I hope Tom reads this and changes them into headless mooses, those would be cool emoticons.
Posted by Fight the War... Fuck the Norm! on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 01:10:00 PST

What I’ve been doing.....

well........I've been to jail twice, once on trumped up charges, the other time for 30 minutes.....  i always fight the law, the law always wins.  dammit on them.I cut grass as a career for ...
Posted by Fight the War... Fuck the Norm! on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 01:08:00 PST

Pay Attention Son, I Didn’t, and Look at me.

For those of you who can read, a little of this is update, but primarily its a set of loose guidelines that I'm going to teach my sons.  Most of them are common sense, and a few of them should st...
Posted by Fight the War... Fuck the Norm! on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 12:56:00 PST

I can see my dog from here....

right now, i'm sitting here remembering the things many of you could say are pretty insignificant...  but they mean a lot to me. -remembering when Buddh was just a tiny puppy, on the back deck at...
Posted by Fight the War... Fuck the Norm! on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 03:33:00 PST

losing my mind is only one side effect of Diet Coke.....

how many of you have spent the night by yourself and felt entirely alone?  begged friends to come over and hang out only to receive a loud and resounding "No"?  how many of you have poured 1...
Posted by Fight the War... Fuck the Norm! on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 12:36:00 PST

ayuda me.....

please
Posted by Fight the War... Fuck the Norm! on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 04:58:00 PST

Proactiv

alright...  so it has fewer side effects than acutane and more advertising than Valtrex....  I'll give it a try....  if it doesn't work, I'll be named in the next disclaimer.... "Cautio...
Posted by Fight the War... Fuck the Norm! on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 09:55:00 PST

alright, dammit

  it has come to my attention that I need to grow my moustache back...  so after three days of not having one, I'll start growing one again...    nothing follows...
Posted by Fight the War... Fuck the Norm! on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:02:00 PST

Manic Depression.... sucks.

This would be one of my less manic days that I'm so well known for.....  Since I crawled out of the bed today, I've caught nothing but unruly Hell from every other human being I've come into cont...
Posted by Fight the War... Fuck the Norm! on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 04:08:00 PST

Uncommonly Clear Realisations .2

I know....  less than 5 minutes after that mammoth blog comes the second....  maybe it'll become a serial novel about my own psychological analysis..... To say that I have become accustomed ...
Posted by Fight the War... Fuck the Norm! on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 02:52:00 PST