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Kirk

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

About Me

-MUSIC

-ART

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My Interests

specifically?

If you don't explode the whale, it'll explode on its own. When whales die and rot, they become big gassy balloons of horror. Ask the people of Tainan, Taiwan. In 2004 they had a 50-ton whale that they were transporting down the street on the back of a truck. It exploded its guts all over bystanders, cars and shop fronts, like a pinata at Satan's birthday party.

I'd like to meet:



Music:



Books:

"books" is "skoob" backwards, ...you lil' @..$%*.

Heroes:

VILLAINS!