About Me
im james,im a freelance artist.im in to oi!,ska,80's punk,and jamaican rock,indie films,get rich quick schemes !i have a 3 year old son named jack,and a staffordshire bull terrier named monty and an obsession with sybil buck.i dont understand why i feel the need to describe myself,as if in an effort to sell myself to new people.i have enough friends,and if you dont, you sure as hell dont want me as one.im as very convincing liar(so much so,i can actually beat a polygraph test). Im a self centered asshole who wont think twice about thowing you on the third rail if it got me a free snickers bar and would steal your grandmothers jewels and convince you she just misplaced them and is getting old and for her safty and well being,she should be placed in a nursing home.it doesnt stop there,id then convince you that her rent controlled apartment,the one on west 7th and Ave of the Americans that she and her long dead war hero husband had been living in since WW2 and now is is like locked at 75 dollars a month,would be much better taken care of in my possesion as i have much experience in these matters..all said and done,this behavior only applies to new applicants,as i already said i have enough friends and these friends i already have,many i have kept since childhood,are treated in a manner deserving of a king.
