Everyday Man |
Read and you'll see why Chuck Norris is EVERYONE'S hero. Period. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not teabag th... Posted by DJ E-Loc on Mon, 08 May 2006 08:07:00 PST |
El Sol El Playa |
To the edge of my ocean I hate the day to end this way Keep the sky from falling feel nice and dont let us die we can stop this I have Hope but it wont reach right having my faithlessness faithful fo... Posted by DJ E-Loc on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 03:27:00 PST |
I'll Believe In Anything |
Give me your eyes I need sunshine Give me your eyes I need sunshine Your blood, your bones, your voice, and your ghost We've both been A very brave Walk around with both legs When we're scared too We ... Posted by DJ E-Loc on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 03:30:00 PST |
What good innuendos |
"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch ... Posted by DJ E-Loc on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 03:01:00 PST |
Its just something need to read |
Ah little Stacy Q When she doesn't have a thing to do She comes to my house Well, let's keep that between me and you She takes off her clothes She likes to tell this boy what to do Let's keep t... Posted by DJ E-Loc on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Its hard to remember to live before you die |
You have left me past explainable expression
and I keep on falling harder to the ground
inspiration, motivation and everything else
me and bitter
are no longer
and I keep falling
I am falling ha... Posted by DJ E-Loc on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Taxing my equaity |
Taxing my equaity
My intellectual manipulative friend will screw me over again
So sorry but I really dont have the time to listen to your side
You might as well just give it up
Well just give... Posted by DJ E-Loc on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |