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Waylontard

About Me

Hi Yall, my name is Waylon but my mommy calls me Waylondog or more often Waylontard!!! I'm an eight month old spoiled rotten great dane puppy, and I love my life. My two best friends are Milliedog and Maddiecat and they keep me very entertained!!!! I'm only half grown, but I've already passed the ninety pound mark, and I still think I'm a little lap dog, I like to run across the living room and jump in mommies lap, she doesn't always seem happy bout it but I'm not sure why. Anyways, thanks for bein my friends!!! ------

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Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? Waylon
What's your mommy/owners name? Mommy Sara
What breed are you? Great Dane
How much did you cost?? $ 1,200.00 $
What's your favorite toy? I love tennis balls!
Tap water ot bottled water? I prefer toilet water, but mommy doesn't like that
Do you always walk or are you always carried? I'm too big to be carried
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? not sure yet...150 or more
Do you wear clothes? sometimes I do
Long or short hair? short
Indoor or outdoor? indoor of course
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? well, mommy likes me to sleep by myself but after he falls asleep I like to sneak in the bed with her
What's your fave color? I don't see in color
Do you chase cats or get along with them? haha I chase my cat and try to eat him, he doesn't like it so much but sometimes he plays with me
How old are you? (in people years) One
Do you like to go swimming? no way man...but I love bath time
Are you fixed? yeah..the bitch...oops...I mean Mommy just got that done
What color are your eyes? hazel
What color is your hair? grey with silver highlights
Do you get groomed? only in my mommys tub
Are you potty trained? absolutely
How much do you bark? I bitch and moan when I gotta go out to potty but other than that only to alert my mommy if someone is at the door
Have you ever bit anyone? not yet
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? I don't believe in any breeding my nuts are gone!
Do you like the bath or hate it? love it
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? I love everybody
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? haha that would be a damn big bag
Do you do any doggie sports?? nope
How cute are you from 1 to 10? 45

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