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Big Petey

Kids in the back seats cause accidents, accidents in the back seats cause kids.

About Me

Well, what can I really say, I have a mom, a sister, and some cool friends. My mom is pretty awesome, I piss her off alot and for some reason she still wants to help me go to college and she does dumb stuff like love me, idk? My sister is ok, we fight alot and I don't like how she treats people but she is my sis and I guess I'm forced to love her, but she has her cool moments. My friends are pretty awesome, if I ever had a brother I would be ok if any of them were it, and as it so happens, my mom says she has adopted all of them and they call her mama. One word of advice, if you talk shit on one of us, or treat us like crap, or your just a dumbass, then we will tell you and probably make you cry with really mean names like loser and smelly. Other than that I'm laid back and make jokes about everything, so don't take what I say seriously. My number one thing though, I don't lie to someone, I tell it like it is whether it gets me in trouble or not. Other than that, Peace.

My Interests

giant talking tacoes that crap ice cream, particulary neopolitan

I'd like to meet:

I would have liked to meet Michael Jackson before he touched little boys.

Music:

anything from the current century, and some older stuff but mostly metal....

Movies:

Pretty much all movies are cool except ones made by M. Night Shamalamadingdong......

Television:

i really dont have time but if i do watch it is usually a comedy of some sort

Books:

dont have much time anymore

Heroes:

Bob Barker! Ironman! Martin Luther King Jr., and Chuck Norris!

My Blog

My Grandma

    Oh my Grandma, not the one in my graduation photographs for obvious reasons, but my dad's mom.  So she finally lost her 3rd battle with cancer.  Battle, let's observe this...
Posted by Big Petey on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:29:00 PST

The Breaking Point

When? This is a common question I have been asking myself lately.  For example, when does a man know when he has reached his breaking point.  Is it when his grandmother relapses into cancer ...
Posted by Big Petey on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:32:00 PST

My Girlfriend Loves to Share

So Sami's sister Jayden decided to bring some form of the cold home with her from vacation and shared it with her family. In turn, Sami apparently gave it to me so now its like 4 in the morning and I ...
Posted by Big Petey on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 12:48:00 PST

The W Questions

Why do I stretch for the one I can't reach?Why do I climb so high, only to hit the ground?What did I do to push you away? Don't worry your not the first.Probably not the last either.What have I done t...
Posted by Big Petey on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:33:00 PST

Operation: Barbarosa

So named by my friend Mike was the Operation: Barbarosa.  I do not know the origin of the name besides the fact that it was a WWII operation to the island of Sicily.  However, for those who ...
Posted by Big Petey on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:15:00 PST

Red-Ring-of-Death-Be-Gone

so after a couple of days and $150 later...new XBOX 360! yay
Posted by Big Petey on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:53:00 PST

The Red Ring of Death

Aggh!  Xbox 360 Broken!  Red Ring of Death bad!  Cost $150.18 to Repair!
Posted by Big Petey on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:03:00 PST

Thanks Friend

Well, I would like to start this blog with a quote, "As long as you cover me from the back, I know you have a clear stab at me with the knife." To tell the truth, that's how I feel, like I was&nb...
Posted by Big Petey on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:12:00 PST

Off my Chest

So yeah, as the blog suggests I gotta get crap off my chest.  Personally, I don't even care if nobody reads this but I have wanna make it completely private, and I don't know why.  Maybe bec...
Posted by Big Petey on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:22:00 PST

Merry F&cking Christmas

So I'm woken up today by a telephone call from Suburban General Hospital.  It's like 9 in the morning and I'm thinking, "What the hell do you want?"  Well a lady comes on the phone and intro...
Posted by Big Petey on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:34:00 PST