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Jay

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Hey what's up. My name is Jay. I'm pretty shy and quiet until I get to know u. Then, I can be quite entertaining. I love to laugh and to make people laugh usually at my own expense. I tend to tell it like it is but sugarcoat it somewhat. I am an all around nice guy to a fault, I have had my heart ripped out and stomped on in the past. In my spare time I love music, movies and trying new things.Any questions send me a message or im me on aol:drtyjerzey78, or paltalk njjay65.
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Name? Nicknames?: Jay....Any four letter word u can think of
Birth date?: 08/31/1978.... god damn i'm gettin old
Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: 1 brother and 1 sister..... Mostly
What are you wearing right now?: Sweatpants and a shirt
Who do you live with?: Parents
Do you have any pets?: 1 Cat
What's your favorite food?: Spinich
Hey slacker, what's your G.P.A.?: Don't remeber
What's your major?: Ur mom
Is your room messy or clean right now?: Clean
What's your favorite alcoholic drink?: Heinekin Light
What's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?: H2O, Coffee, Vitamin Water and Propel
How do you feel about cigarette smoking?: It's evil
If you don't recognize the number on your caller ID, do you answer?: Sometimes
How many speeding tickets have you recieved?: 2
What's your favorite clothing store?: American Eagle
Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? What is it?: No
When was the last time you were on a diet?:
Once you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: Man Whore
What is a long term goal of yours? short term?: Long term-To find my Chi Short Term- MOVE
What is your favorite type of fast food?: none
Have you ever truly been in love?: yes
Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: no
What kind of car do you drive?: Honda Civic
Where did you go on your funnest vacation?: New Orleans during Mardi Gras
What's your favorite holiday?: My Birfday
What is your favorite sport to watch? to play?: Baseball and Baseball
Where did you go for your 21st birthday?: I spent the night drinking alone in a hotel room
Do you usually get ready for class or just wear sweats?: I just wear a trenchcoat.... Its the best for flashing
Would you rather go to a club to dance or a sit-down bar?: Sit down bar- White boys should neva eva dance
How many car accidents have you been in? How many were your fault?: 1 accident but it wasn't my fault it was the fitz
Have you ever tried chewing tobacco?: yes
Who was the last person you spoke on the telephone with?: Jay
Do you chew on the straw?: When I'm feeling frisky
What are you listening to right now?: A football game on tv
What star/celebrity do most people say you resemble?: Drew Carey
When was the last time you recieved mail other than junk mail and bills?: Friday
What brand of tennis shoes do you prefer?: Adidas
What did you dress up as last Halloween?: As someone that had to work all day
What brand of shampoo and conditioner do you use?: it varies
Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?: I don't use such profanity
What do you have on your bedroom walls?: Nothing
What was the last movie you saw in the theater? Was it good?: World Trade Center... It was really good
About how many friends from high school do you still talk to?: A few
What are you biggest peeves?: Stupidity
Are your parents still together?: Yes
What is your favorite color?: Blue
What sports did you play in high school?: Football.. Weightlifting
Are you a lover or a fighter?: I am a lover
Do you read the Bible?: Nope never
Do you like to go camping?: Never Been
I know you don't like books, so what is your favorite magazine?: Maxim, Stuff and FHM
Do you keep a journal?: No
What's your favorite animal?: Cats
When is the last time you puked?: Over a year ago after a wedding
Have you ever broken any bones?: No
Can you drive a stick-shift car?: Yes
Who is your favorite actor/actress?: Actor: Will Farrell Actress: Drew Barrymore
Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: Does a livestrong bracelet count as jewerly?
What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?: Boxer Briefs
What cologne/perfume do you wear?: Polo Blue; Calvin Klien Truth; Dolce and Gabana
Wal-Mart or Target?: Either or
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend or major crush? Who is it!?: Nope Can't say that i have a realistic crush
What size bed do you have in your room?: Queen
What food can you absolutely not stand to eat?: Most fish
Are you more like your mom or your dad?: a little of both
Do you floss your teeth?: yes
Who is your BFF (best friend forever)?: there are a few
How long was your longest relationship?: 3 years
Why did it end?: It was for the best
Do you snore (don't lie!)? Steal the covers? Roll around in your sleep?: Yeah i am the most restless sleeper ever
Are you outgoing, or do you keep to yourself most of the time?: Depends on my mood
Do you smile with your teeth when getting your picture taken?: No
What is your main ring tone on your phone?: I have a few good ones
When is the last time you worked out?: A few weeks ago
Who is your favorite professional athlete?: The entire 1986 New York Mets
When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?: A Met
Do you know how to sew?: Yeah as long as it don't need to look good
About how many pairs of jeans do you own?: About 14
Do you like short or long hair on someone of the opposite sex?: Long
Have you ever been to the stripclub?: Once or Twice lol
What was the last shot you took? When was this?: Soco and Lime a few weeks ago
What are your bad habits?: I can be very hard on myself
Have you ever been fired from a job?: No
What was the last live sporting event you attended?: Mets vs. Yankees
Do you consider yourself to be religious?: No
Have you ever ridden in an ambulence?: Just in the front and I even got to use the siren
Did you ever wear braces?: Yes
Are you artistic/creative?: I can be but can't draw to save my life
What kind of mood are you in right now?: I'm a lil tired
What time is it?: 5:10
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Your Birthdate: August 31
You're a pretty traditional person. If it's lasted, it's probably good.
You seek stability - both in your career and your romantic relationship.
In return, you're very loyal and predictable. Which is usually a good thing.
Without a partner, you feel lost. Being with someone is very important to you.
Your strength: Your dependability
Your weakness: You hate being alone
Your power color: Midnight blue
Your power symbol: Shell
Your power month: April What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Interests

Opie and Anthony only on XM channel 202 and CBS radio

I'd like to meet:


Welcome home. You're SO Jersey. You know Wildwood
and Seaside are the most disgusting places on
earth, and only good for drunken after prom
vacations, you know there's always a
"short-cut" to someplace. Isn't
Jersey great? I mean, where else can you go
80 MPH and STILL be the slowest car on the
road?

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Music:

I like a wide range of music except country and dance music. Some of my favorite bands are Guns and Roses
Disturbed
Led Zepplin
Godsmack
Hawthorne Heights
My Chemical Romance
Nirvana
Alice in Chains
Primus
Fall Out Boy and many, many more

Movies:

I like alot of movies and can recite scenes from many of them. Some of my all time favorites are: Pulp Fiction
Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2
any Adam Sandler comedy
Airplane
History of the World part 1
Spaceballs
Old School
40 Year Old Virgin
Van Wilder
American History X
Animal House
Dodgeball
Boiler Room
Goodfellas
Tommy Boy
Office Space
Ace Ventura 1&2
Dumb and Dumber
Liar Liar
The Mask
Me, Myself and Irene
There's Something About Mary
Friday
Garden State
Joe Dirt
Casino
Donnie Brasco
Silence of the Lambs, Hannibel, Red Dragon
Clerks 1 & 2, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Stike Back
American Pie 1,2 and 3
Austin Powers 1,2, & 3
Meet the Parents 1&2
Shrek 1&2
and last but not least The Lion King.

Television:

When I do get the chance to watch tv, i like Law and Order SVU, That 70's show, Rescue Me, Next, Pimp My Ride, Parental Control, Date My Mom, and The Sopranos.

Books:

My bibles are Maxim, Stuff, and FHM.
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Heroes:

Ur Mom