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Jeffrey

Struggling Actor Struggles With Not Doing You Baby

About Me



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My Interests

I have an interest in interesting things. I also love lovely things. I find painful things painful. Oh, and I also liked the new Harry Potter movie. That was pretty cool.

I'd like to meet:

If there is anything artistic a person can do that doesn't pay well, that is what I do. I am an:acting, writing, directing, male-modeling, sailing, poeting, painting, mime hunting, supermodel pleasuring, list-making, pepsi-guzzling, six-guns full of sexy blasting, tender-loving, superheroing, lesbian-loving, ballet dancing, lumberjacking, crack smoking, sensetive listening fool.And damn, baby, I want to hear all about how your day was.I want to meet people. Uhm...I guess. Are there animals or monsters or something using myspace to meet people? If there are, then I want to meet people and monsters (no animals please).

Music:

Billy Joel, Simon & Garfunkel, The Last Five Years, U2, Elton John, RadioHead, The Shins, David Bowie, Queen, Sting, Alanis, The Killers, INXS, Cat Stevens, Bonny Rait, Black Crows, Outkast, Stevie Wonder, Showtunes in general

Movies:

I'm a nerd. Here we go. Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Dark City, The Goonies, Batman Begins, Fight Club, Seven, Love Actually, Notting Hill, The Muppet Movie, WonderBoys, Big Fish, Better off Dead, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, The Princess Bride, Legend, The City of Lost Children, American Werewolf in London

Television:

Arrested Development, Family Guy, Arrested Development, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Lost, Arrested Development, Simpsons, Arrested Development, Monty Python's Flying Circus, (I'm going to stop with the Arrested Development thing now...you're welcome), Boston Legal, Picket Fences, 24, The Office, Law and Order

Books:

Lullaby, The Stand, Fight Club, Naked, The Historian, Tipping Point, 1776, The Fervent Years, Imajica, Bringing Down the House, The Amazing Adventures of Cavalier and Clay, A Song of Fire and Ice, The Dark is Rising, you get the picture.

Heroes:

Anyone in tights

My Blog

I've moved to LA! (Part 1 of my Journey)

My first blog in LA. And it's going to be, like, an actual blog. I have a lot I feel like I need to catch people up with, so here we go&Oh, and I'm writing this from the floor of my room in my new a...
Posted by Jeffrey on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:52:00 PST

"The Devil Wears Prada" is Sexist (a ranting theory)

  I know that "The Devil Wears Prada" is one of those movies that brings together women of all races and ages.  The physical response of any woman when you mention "The Devil Wears Prada" is...
Posted by Jeffrey on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:56:00 PST

An Open Letter to Maggie Geonelli (Don't Allow my Musical to Perish!!)

Update 9-18   Because she will no longer accept my calls, and has changed addresses under cover of darkness, I have decided the best way for my letter of apology to reach its intended source is t...
Posted by Jeffrey on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:00:00 PST

My Giant DESK and I (A classic Jeff)

This is a classic that I am posting as I work on new stuff for you all:  Enjoy!   On Friday, February 3rd I gave birth to a giant desk.   Some of you may have heard about this.  Fo...
Posted by Jeffrey on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:02:00 PST

A Science Experiment (Purple soda and green poop)

I apologize for the time its taken me to write another post.  Between work and shows etc. I have not had much free time at all.  And stupid work got really busy, so I cant even update there ...
Posted by Jeffrey on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST

A Short Piece of Something (this one's not funny)

Sorry folks but this one is not funny.  Not at all.  It's a bit self-indulgent, and more than a bit trite, corny and maudlin, but that is not a side that I indulge in very often and still it...
Posted by Jeffrey on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:53:00 PST

Little Evan, Nazi Dentists, and Ann Coulters Sexual Powers (A ramble)

The following is a word-for-word transcript of third-grader Evan Pinkertons project for Mrs. Ulrichs social studies class entitled My Hero.  When asked to pick the hero in his life, young Evan tr...
Posted by Jeffrey on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:05:00 PST

Listen Up You Fucking Celebrities (the opening off Addiss & Co.)

Press Release: Jeffrey Addiss to revolutionize the world of PR and Marketing with his new Media Consulting Firm!!!   Lets face it folks.  Being a star is hard work.  Wonderfully talente...
Posted by Jeffrey on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:52:00 PST

My Giant Head and I (a classic Jeff)

 Hello friends,   Because I have been remiss in posting things I am posting an e-mail that I sent out a few weeks back (which is how this whole blog thing started).  So to people who g...
Posted by Jeffrey on Wed, 17 May 2006 01:05:00 PST

Great Pickup Lines (how I find myself in Paris Hilton's Cavernous Cooter)

As many of you can tell be reading this, Im a bit of a writer.  And we writers, well, we tend to write stuff down.  Comes with the territory.  In fact, while recently rooting through th...
Posted by Jeffrey on Tue, 02 May 2006 02:28:00 PST