"slutting oneself out"
is considered an art form...
o'sullivan, o'riley & o'who?; she won't erase it!!; not drinking o'douls no matter what you say; extra tests; why do i think i can dance; contact highs, sore feets; spinal scrubbin; sleepysmiles & bedroomeyes; drinking until we feel no feelings; jagers and it always being your turn; down comforters; the games people play; toothpicks for your eyes; the trivia nazi; evil texas water; the things i shouldn't have said, once again; 5 new places; forgotten hats & stolen socks; those lovely new spots; the best sleep; finding the honey hole; one shoe, one earring; trading flowers; falling pretty; backwards jazz hands; the sunrise; tha best fun; new memories; spaghetti nite; bathroom poetry; letting me be dj; being regulars; googled it; you don't know french; dizzy bitches; 8lb 6oz tiny baby jesus never even spoken a word yet; shake n bake bitches; this isn't my mother; 1200 pictures of tha same thing; me thinking i look hot in hats; throwin bows; there's always steak nite; curb.. CURB!!; it really all depends; the quest for the jiggly ones; the hot skater guys that aren't at all weight particular; sexual chocolate; halloween make up; ho cups; drunken phone calls; remind me to hide my phone next time; the cats are going to eat my face; drive-bys; febreeze & 10 tacos; letting me pick up men at the carwash; blog words; oh yeah, orange pineapple; lawnchairs, promdresses & champagne; caaw caaw; the robinson suite; bert & ernie; invisible chalk; jeeps & xanax don't mix well; here, you look stressed.. take another; long trip for a birthday card; sand in our pants; bruised bums; being violated; best 50 yrs a girl could ask for; a baby shower never visited; 10 thousand bad excuses to get out of work; the devil on my back; barred out skinny dippings; roman candles & black blankets; mornin..ask him his name; porch thursdays; kissing married men; rexy was so sexy; neverending flowerbed; beegees; the sound a seal makes; cd wars; cause she's got the BOMBS; dirty whores; best 5 minutes of my life; i love the married ones :)