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ryan

The goddamn Lakers! Go Lakeshow

About Me

"1-800-DOCTORB - The 'B' is for bargain! You've tried the best now try the rest!"I am really impressed at the heart that the New York Giants showed this year. They won against all odds - taking out the Bucs, Cowboys,and Packers on the road in the Playoffs when nobody said they would. I hope everybody that talked shit to me in the beginning of the year will accept the fact that they had no clue what they were saying.

My Interests

MUSIC, FRIENDS, WOMEN, AMPED 2, BUSTING HARD, ETC. . I HATE PLAYS AND HIKES AND RAW TOMATOES.

I'd like to meet:

A GIRL THAT LIKES THE GREEN AND YELLOW SOUR PATCH KIDS WAY BETTER THAN THE CHERRY AND ORANGE ONES - if you exist, we will never fight.somebody that can pat their head while simultaneously rubbing their stomach (it's not that hard is it?), people who use the word "scooch" as a command when they want someone to move, eli manning, the 10% of people that aspargus doesn't affect when it's on the way out, somebody who knows where to get a good burrito in Los Angeles - it's crazy but you can't find them anywhere. baja fresh is the closest thing and that is retardedly sad. i guess san diego spoiled me.

Music:

THE CURE, IDIOT PILOT, SOHO VAMP!!!!!!!!!!! RADIOHEAD, SPACE MTN., MOGWAI, BOWIE, PIXIES, MBV, LALI PUNA, TALKING HEADS, MODEST MOUSE, BUILT TO SPILL, FLAMING LIPS, SMITHS, MORRISSEY, GALAXIE 500, INTERPOL, JOY DIVISION, RIDE, SWERVEDRIVER, PARLIAMENT FUNKALDELIC, MILLENIUM, BEACH BOYS, BEATLES, KINKS, DYLAN, BEASTIE BOYS, TRIBE, DE LA, J5, NICK CAVE, TOOL, PJ HARVEY, WEEZER, GRANDADDY, IRON AND WINE, PINBACK, ECHO AND THE BUNNEYMEN, OUTKAST, BLONDE REDHEAD, MAGAZINE, WIRE, YO LA TENGO, LAMBCHOP, SPARKLEHORSE, WILCO, NEIL YOUNG ETC.

Movies:

THE BIG LEBOWSKI, NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, BLOOD SIMPLE, MILLER'S CROSSING, CHILDREN OF MEN, RED, WHITE, BLUE, RUSHMORE, BOTTLE ROCKET, FARGO, HUDSUCKER, SWINGERS, HAROLD AND MAUDE, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, FIGHT CLUB, CAN'T BUY ME LOVE, LOST IN TRANSLATION, HOOSIERS, LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL, DUMB AND DUMBER, HOLY GRAIL, DARJEELING LTD., EDDIE IZZARD - DRESS TO KILL, SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, RAMBO, ROCKY, EAGLE VS. SHARK, ETC.

Television:

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, THE OFFICE, ANTIQUE ROADSHOW, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, SIMPSONS, FAMILY GUY, ALI G, SIX FEET UNDER, FREAKS AND GEEKS, SOPRANOS, MR. SHOW, NIP/TUCK

Books:

HAM ON RYE, SIRENS OF TITAN, BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, ASK THE DUST, NAKED, TALES OF A FOURTH GRADE NOTHING, ANY CAMDEN JOY.....

Heroes:

ELI MANNING - the Giants are in the Super Bowl - all you naysayers especially you Charger fans that are mad because he wanted to start can all watch your teams play next year. ROBERT SMITH, my friends and family, and of course the IP.

My Blog

la la L.A.

You can go out and destroy,What's already spent.You can blame on your hat,The faults in your head.The more you pass through my poresThe worse it gets.At or in,What place did you thinkYour mind would f...
Posted by ryan on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:18:00 PST

some things that have worked for me...

1)  it's nice to be nice - thank you les paul for reminding me of that.2)  be nice to your lady ,or your man if you're a girl, or your partner - if they are good they stick with you through ...
Posted by ryan on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 05:21:00 PST

I'm so rad

I just realized this today.  What an amazing feeling. Hope you all come to this conclusion about yourselves.  You probably already came to that conclusion about me.
Posted by ryan on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 02:09:00 PST

defibrillators

do these things work?  i've logged an embarassingly high amount of medical shows, movies, fire department shows, etc. and whenever the defibrillators come out - they go "1-2-3 clear" anywhere bet...
Posted by ryan on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:09:00 PST

Flakey people

i'm tired of them and have no use for them...please go away. 
Posted by ryan on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 06:57:00 PST

November on the move

does anybody else ever experience this? i don't even think about it until it's happening - i give november a new chance every year and it attacks me. keep your guard up. we kept the same president thi...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The end of an era

it's true - i'm sad but eagerly awaiting and anticipating the future. You see I cleaned my bathroom today after far too long. I said goodbye to many friends that couldn't say it back to me. I did i...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LA on the holidays

i'm eagerly anticipating 4th of July weekend here in LA as much as i anticipate every other holiday in this town for one glorious reason - everybody leaves and goes elsewhere. i am able to drive 7 mi...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST