i live in st. pete. i've been around the world. i have pictures to remind myself. i play the piano and the glass harmonium. harmoniums give you lead poisoning. i also play the asbestos flute and the ebolaphone. i have a dog and a cat and a wife. i drive a black truck. maybe you've seen it following you. it is autonomous and evil i was probably home at the time. it's engine and sensor processing unit were forged in the eternal fires of new jersey by the ancient god Hephaistos. and ford. jesus is my co-pilot, but we crashed in the andes and i had to eat him. the door to my house goes in and it goes out and sometimes comes home drunk at 3 in the morning and slams itself. i wake up all grumpy. when i was 18 i effectively voided the warranty on my brain. i once had a turtle called wilford brimley, a band called meryl streep and i have a wife called rebecca zapen. she's a real fancy human female. the other night i had a dream about insects turning into people. i think i woke up. when you're not looking, this is written in xhosa. i'm available for birthday parties, baby showers, baby baths, revolutions, counter-revolutions, secret handshake meetings, christenings, hangings, beheadings, lethal injection parties, seances, sacrifices (for crops only! no monsters, please), rain dances, mutinies and riots, protests, cattle rustlings, revivals, militia meetings, cult suicide events, hootenannies, square dances (also triangle dances, line dances and dot dances. no trapezoid dances. that's complicated), slumber parties, box socials, office mixers, masquerades, socialist party conventions, family reunions, insurrections and juntas. i don't do weddings so don't ask.if you want to see some movies i made, go to my youtube page HERE ...
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