About Me
i will only frequent areas within a 4 block radius of my apartment.
i own a cat who is, for some reason unbeknownst to me, completely suicidal.
i will not buy clothing or shoes if there is no return policy.
i collect empty boxes of junior mints and The Onion.
somedays I only consume chocolate milk, cigarettes, and alcohol.
i never believed in ghosts until 2 of them tried to kill me in my bed in Italy.
i will clean your apartment for free. sometimes i'll charge you $30.
i have a phobia of: owls, pods, clusters, the word "cluster," and willem dafoe.
i will always point out exceptionally tall and exceptionally short people, against my own will.
i enjoy getting vaccinations and fillings.