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About Me

Wuts up, my name is Chris.... I live in Grottoes, and yeah, I kno, it fuckn sucks here, lol. BUT, I'm from E-Town (Elkton), down there pretty much every day of my life, hangn wit my friends, gettn drunk, lookn for hoes, or all three... depends on tha mood I'm in, lol. Um, I always put my family first... I have two sisters, Natasha and Melissa. I have one nephew Isaiah, who means the world to me. He's my little man... He is a year old. Lets c, I love football, hardcore Redskins fan, no matter how good/sucky they are. I watch tha game every week wit my sisters boyfriend Jeremy. I like pretty much all types of music, Rap, Rock, Classic Rock, Country, Classic Country... you name it, I probably listen to it. I'm very political, and I kno thats kinda weird, but hey, at least I'm concerned wit wuts goin' on in tha World. I always vote Republican, because Democrats are just plain fuckn stupid. My cell is 810-8803, text me first cuz a lot of times I don't answer tha phone, but if ya need me, feel free to call ne way... LATA!We Will Never Forget Sean Taylor.
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**==**==**==**==**==**==GEORGE "tha Fuckn MAN" W. BUSH----- Yeah, thats right hippies, I said George W. Bush! Yeah, all you fuckn pussy ass hippies can complain and say whatever you want about him, but you can't change tha fact that he is badass. We've taken over two countries, had one of the strongest economies we have ever had, and defended tha Pro-Life, Pro-Traditional Marriage movement. So before you send me a message complaining about him, or talkn shit, jus remember, I don't give a flyn fuck what you think! **==**==**==**==**==**==

Movies:

Hostage, The Grudge, I Walk The Line, Underworld, Farenhype 9/11, World Trade Center.

Television:

NASCAR, NFL, Family Guy, South Park, Squidbillies, pretty much anything funny.

Heroes:

George W. Bush, the greatest President ever, my Great Grandad, who taught me to be strong minded, Dale Earnhardt, the best NASCAR driver ever, and Billy Graham.

My Blog

My Hero

Most peoples hero in life are people that have super powers, celebrities, etc. Not mine. My hero has been and will always be my Great-Grandfather. As a child, I didn't really know him that...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:49:00 PST

Good Girls Never Give It Up

My friend has this little saying, "good girls never give it up." For a long time, I disagreed. But you know what? He was right. It seems that the good girls you thought you knew, alw...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:18:00 PST

Why I Hate Whores....

You see, there are two types of whores: the type that fucks everyone she can, and the type that fucks everyone she can AND fucks up their life (in my case, friends with my ex). The one's t...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:52:00 PST

Joe Gibbs: A NFL Great

The Decade of Dominance (1981-1992) After firing then-head coach Jack Pardee, Redskins owner Jack Kent Cooke was on the lookout for candidates. When general manager Bobby Beathard pointed out the fort...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:37:00 PST

Friends

I have never been the type to have "best friends," because I never really believed in them. Most people these days are asses, backstabbers, or just plain out fuckin' stupid! But rece...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:26:00 PST

George W. Bush

Yeah, if your reading this, more than likely you hate George Bush. But why? He has done nothing wrong. He led our country through the largest attack on Ameri...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 02:06:00 PST

Immigration

Whats with all these illegal immigrants complaining because they aren't treated like citizens? What the fuck???? If American citizens break the law, we get punished for it. But when ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:43:00 PST

American VS Japanese

I'm tired of hearing people saying that Japanese cars can outlast an American car. First of all, any car will last a long time if you take care of it. Second, in reliability studies, Ameri...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:39:00 PST