Concerts, the internets, music, cars, going out with friends, not drinking TEA, gaming (computer), assassinating my friends with fireworks, playing poker, camping/hiking, computer, photoshopping cats and other small defenseless animals, and laughing at stuff you wouldn't understand without a 20 minute story of what happened.
My real about me: My qualities are sharp. I'm a good guy who is a sarcastic jackass. I'm honest and straight-forward because games are for kids. I don't like to be serious. I can be, but where's the fun in being serious all the time?
I'm a Christian, my faith is #1 in my life, I'm not afraid to do the right thing, but I'm well aware no one is perfect; I'm sure as hell not even close! I try my best to be non-judgmental (but everyone does it). It's the whole "love the sinner, hate the sin" sort of thing. Regardless, hold me to the higher standard. If you see me doing something I shouldn't be doing, call me out on it. I don't drink, don't smoke, and never have... I know I'm better without it. If you do any of that, just be smart about it.
I love chaos, fun, and total destruction. Love to make people laugh. I'm a dork deep down, but my model-physique hides it so well!! Seriously, my future vanity plate on my car is going to be "OMGLAGG" I keep an air-horn in my car at ALL times, and it's totally necessary.
I'd like to meet:
Girls who are fun, don't play games, and are straight-foward. Screw liars. If you have class and morals, I'm interested. If you're not respected by many, then there's probably a reason you aren't. I don't make friends with people I don't respect. TAKE THAT! If you're cute, I can move you up in the batting order. If you like Nancy Grace on CNN, kill yourself asap. I'd like to meet the inventor of eggnog
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Music:
It's better live!
Mostly Rock, Alternative, & Metal. Play it loud!
BOY HITS CAR
Tool
Alice in Chains
Rage Against the Machine
VAST (Visual Audio Sensory Theater)
Hurt
Jane's Addiction
Soundgarden
A Perfect Circle
Lamb of God
Pearl Jam
Killswitch Engage
System of a Down
Crossfade
Hatebreed
10 Years
Chevelle (suck in concert)
Led Zeppelin
Poison the Well
Adema
Filter
Green Day
Papa Roach (older)
The Knives
Radiohead
Blind Melon
God Forbid
Jeff Buckley
Foo Fighters
Smile Empty Soul
Bush
Norma Jean
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Older Incubus
Nirvana
Damageplan
Stone Temple Pilots
Stone Sour
311
Staind
Opeth
Comeback Kid
Flaw
Throwdown
Andrew W.K.
Manmade God
Queen
Linkin Park
Mad Season
Marilyn Manson
Silversun Pickups
NIN
Oasis
Dandy Warhols
Groove Stain
Seether
Crystal Method
Ben Folds Five
Throwdown
Arizing
Wolfmother
From Autumn to Ashes
REM
Our Lady Peace
Of a Revolution
CKY
Sunset Black
Factory 81
Atreyu
Too Many Gods
Kid Rock
Guster
Boy Sets Fire
Johnny Cash
Buckcherry
Karnivool
Fist to the Dome
Sarah McLachlan (hey.. stfu)
Brown Noize Boyz
Group X
To Whom (new)
Dear Enemy (new)
The following bands are horrible and should not be listened to:
All-American Rejects
Panic at the Disco
Good Charlotte
EMOry (Emery)
Björk
I use Björk as a verb now. IE: "I've got to take a björk."
Movies:
Top 5 movies I quote:
Christmas Vacation, What About Bob?, Dumb & Dumber, The Big Lebowski, Anchorman.
Supertroopers, Office Space, Ocean's Eleven, Trainspotting, Shawshank Redemption, Snatch, Transformers (yes, it freakin' rocked), Rat Race, Frequency, Man on Fire, Police Academy, se7en, Road Trip, The Breakfast Club, Better Off Dead, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Clerks I/II, Little Miss Sunshine, Pirates of the Caribbean... Oh yeah, Anything pixar
Television:
FAMILY GUY (before anyone else started watching it)
The Office
Malcolm in the Middle
NBC's Poker After Dark
Arrested Development
NewsRadio
Seinfeld
Top Gear
Jackass
The Simpsons
King of the Hill
Futurama
Drew Carey
Conan O'Brian
Freakazoid!
ER
Law and Order
CSI
Chappelle's Show
The news
Sports
Books:
A Lesson Before Dying, Cannery Row, The Adventures of Huck Finn, Andromeda Strain, To Kill a Mockingbird, Fahrenheit 451 (I think I was the only who liked it). Red Badge of Courage. It is hard to get me to read a book, it's just not my thing. You'll probably like all those books even if you hate reading because they're just good (but you'll still probably hate Fahrenheit 451).
Heroes:
Jesus Christ
My parents
Maynard James Keenan (Tool)
Joel Osteen (Great Preacher)
Layne Staley (Alice in Chains - RIP)
Jerry Cantrell (Alice in Chains)
Evan Maloney (brain-terminal.com)
Russell Newton (Teacher)
Chris Blair (Teacher)
Clay Ouzts (Professor)
Steve Blair (Professor)
CRegg ( Boy Hits Car - Singer)
Any BHC member (old&new)
Matt Raway (Local Legend)
