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JOSHUA E MCCLELLAN

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

%D%A%Donstant. never changing.

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My Interests

concerts, comedy, comic books that don't suck, video games, film, and snark in general.

I'd like to meet:

little mommas, sugar babys, sweet hearts, bad bitches, honey dolls, sweety babys, sugar bears, shorties, baby girls, sugar mommas, honey dolls, cutie pies, baby girls, sweet cheeks, broads, baby mommas, sweety pies, honey bunches,bad dudes, and people that leave me long spam comments that i never have time to delete.

Music:

broken social scene, built to spill, weezer, wolf parade, trail of dead, sufjan stevens, the shins, the flaming lips, really good hip hop. stuff that people would be like 'oh you listen to that? you must be some kind of asshole.

Movies:

back to the future, goodfellas, indiana jones, dazed and confused, star wars and things that make you go hmmmm?

Television:

the office, the oc, lost, my name is earl, awful mtv programming, the channel for babies

Books:

im not gonna lie and say i read books. i don't. i just have people paraphrase the meanings to me.

Heroes:

captain america(RIP), dracula, branimal, hunter s thompson, the new york city fire department, shuckers and jivers.

My Blog

- - . . operation cootie shot

dear internet myspace:my brother has started to make 'that's what she said' jokes and refrences to penises and stuff, so i told him that in high school if you joke about having a big penis, seniors fi...
Posted by JOSHUA E MCCLELLAN on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:55:00 PST

SPILL YOUR GUTS

    last night i came home and threw up all over my front yard, hence the title SPILL YOUR GUTS. i spilled guts all over the grass, and i bet baby birds used food pellets for nests, so ...
Posted by JOSHUA E MCCLELLAN on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 02:02:00 PST

blog like a blog ass

hello everyone out there in myspace. i made a new blog entry because hey, why not?! heres whats going on in my life: I quit school at western and got a job at Blockbuster with my best friend Andrew...
Posted by JOSHUA E MCCLELLAN on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 12:18:00 PST

Stuff that is funny:

Poop Pee Farts Throw Up Kissing boys.
Posted by JOSHUA E MCCLELLAN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST