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blake.

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About Me

i enjoy studying international terrorism, petro-policy/oil strategies, and then brocking out on the weekend to indiedance parties, electroclash, bmoreclub nites or anywhere thats a good time.

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My Interests

• vice magazine
• road cycling
• astronomy
• miller high life
• champagne
• rock and roll thrashdowns
• reading books; National Journal; New Republic
• brevity

I'd like to meet:

charles barkley, a personal nike dunks shopper (apply within)

ps- some things musically:

Music:

• all things hyphy
• Young Americans
• busta bust (rhymes)
• JME
• anything from baltimore
• ahmed jamal
• dipset, dipset

Movies:

• The Edukators
• Girl in the Cafe
• The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• Coffee And Cigarettes

Books:

• Bryce Courtenay
• Haruki Murakami
• Chuck Palahniuk
• Ernest Hemingway
• Paulo Coelho
• travel guides
• Tom Wolfe
• Douglas Coupland
• Jeffrey Eugenides

Heroes:

funbot

My Blog

Dear Dominos...

(I just sent this to the comment/complaints on Dominos.com after they messed up my order, sorta, see below)"This evening I ordered a large deep dish pepperoni pizza. I have never been let down by the ...
Posted by blake. on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:54:00 PST

"We learn Serbian-Croatian so you dont have to"

I was at the gym today doing my monday routine when I saw something that nearly made me spit my water out onto this meathead walking past me. There was a girl on a treadmill with a shirt that said "We...
Posted by blake. on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:30:00 PST

Hunter porno.

I got lost at Arundel Mills today and ended up in Bass Pro Shop. Ok I lied I actually had something I wanted to pick up inside, but as I was wandering around I happened upon the hunting DVD section. N...
Posted by blake. on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:55:00 PST

You like go-go?

I was at the mall today when I passed one of those little kiosks that normally hawk designer purse knock-offs or hand moisturizers. But this one was a little different. All it sold was CD-Rs of Go go ...
Posted by blake. on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:33:00 PST

Roll the Dice (I fucking hate bono!)

Are you serious? Why does Bono have to keep looking down? This poem is so easy to recite and put to memory. I mean I know he is the amazing god that is Bono, but dude! This is such a hot hot...
Posted by blake. on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 04:39:00 PST

myspace invites fall back

I woke up this morning to find that my myspace account was used for some proof of concept? mass-spam? mass-hack? of invites to UCSD. Which makes no sense to me because it's not like you can insert jav...
Posted by blake. on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:06:00 PST

pictures..

these are pictures i have had as bookmarks for over a year. they make me smile when im sad. if i carried a wallet I'd have a laminated copy of Dave "Kong" Kingman, in there lookin all goofy. ...
Posted by blake. on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:04:00 PST

tequila cruda

Tequila has no history; there are no anecdotes confirming its birth. This is how it's been since the beginning of time, for tequila is a gift from the godsand they don't tend to offer fables when best...
Posted by blake. on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 09:30:00 PST

To the world: Hoody Hoo

There aren't many things on a sunday away from the district that can put a smile on my face.This however is one of them...hoody hoo knuckle up, buckle up ;)...
Posted by blake. on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:18:00 PST

My name is Blake, and yes I'm from Cleveland...

never forget where you're from:al fatz - ohio, ohio (cleveland rmx)...
Posted by blake. on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:21:00 PST