Charlotte Audrey. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

There are problems in the woods. The animals of the forest are always drunk, so the fox decides to ban alcohol. The following day, the fox spies a rabbit hanging out of a tree, clearly wasted. the fox ticks him off and carries on his way. But the next day he sees the rabbit drunk again and gives him a final warning. The next day, the fox does his rounds and there's no sign of the rabbit, but he notices a straw sticking out of a stream. Wondering what it is, the fox scoops it out, only to find a very drunk rabbit on the other end of it. "How many times do I have to tell you that animals of the forest aren't allowed alcohol?" says the fox. "We fishes don't give a toss what the animals of the forest aren't allowed to do", says the rabbit.
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Your Name:
Usual Target: Poodles
Your Weapon: A Can of Mace
Your Disguise: Jesus
The last words they hear: "This wont hurt a bit"
Number Killed: 73,178,082
How many years in Jail: 193
Chance of Being Someones Bitch in Jail:: 89%
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My Interests

Last years new years resolution. There's more conventional things i could add to the list, such as photography, art, intresting imagery and a bit of motion picture..music.I open my mouth and a noise floats along the air that comes out. Also, I have the reason to pull a few strings and make some noise, whether that be four or six. Tinkling along the ole' ivories, or hitting some more delicately sounding metal cousins with a stick. The more modern stylings of it's electrical cousin, they're all too familiar....then there was that thing with the saxaphone. yeah. i know i should have gone for the harmonica. MyGen Profile Generator

I'd like to meet:

Probably a doctor?! I always seem to be 'drunk, ill, or in a rehabilitation period from one, the other, or creative exhaust. Possibly someone who could vend me red bull at a considerably cheaper price too...This profile was edited with MySpace Help - Profile Creator and Editor MySpace Profile Help!

Music:

With musical taste like a tree diagram. It all stems from The Velvet Underground.

Movies:

Mainly the whole Dogma '95 movement... stuff like The Celebration. But also the rather dogma-esque 'dear wendy' more recently. Foreign things. Old things. That film I was an extra in once... now gracing the viewing habits of low, low budget airline passengers.Yeah, there's some film about the dandy warhols and the brian jonestown masacre kicking around as well. Turn it on, and let's see if the kids dig this...

Television:

Was watching a funny programme set in a zoo last night. Rather surrealist comedy. Lord knows what it's called though.

Books:

A guy called jerome david, something or other. And hey, I've even read beyond that book. Y'know that one he wrote, about some guy who kept getting kicked out of school? Nah, lost on me too. Hemmingway, Vonnegut, Wilde, and the man who wrote about a small, vodka drinking chess playing cat, ah Bulgakov.

Heroes:

The person who invented gnod. Not the person who actually put the majority of the content in there. You do wonder...

My Blog

bit bored, time to get proverbial...

If you bring forth what is within you,what you will bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you,what you do not bring forth will destroy you. s'all true. ...
Posted by Charlotte Audrey. on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:08:00 PST

Hallam Foe, and then some.

Hallam Foe is a confused and sweetly old-fashioned teenager. He has chosen an unusual way of following life on his father's estate-voyeurism... I've only read the novel, but I can imagine sometimes he...
Posted by Charlotte Audrey. on Mon, 22 May 2006 02:02:00 PST

Regain Our Saturdays Campaign.

Prompted by last night, this current initiative strives to do what it says on the box, with a few added bonuses: 1) Half of birmingham not getting the impression you're THAT incoherant every other day...
Posted by Charlotte Audrey. on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 07:24:00 PST