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lexaabexaa

baby lovin' you has made me this way..

About Me

my shit got deleted.. oh well"..and i'll still be strong even if it all goes wrong, when im standing in the dark i'll still believe someones watching over me.." rest in peace grandpa love you 3.5.07

My Interests

Anytime they come on the news like, "A man in Austin was killed by bees."I just fucking laugh. How do you get killed by bees?! If you're walking through the woods, right, and you come near a bush and you hear *BZZZZZZZZZZZ* just, you know, Run away from that bush. Whos going near that bush going, "HEY IS THAT BEES?" hold on one second, "OH JEEZE! AHHH!" Dude Fuck that! I would punch every bee in the face! Bees aren't taking me out, I'd be like, "FUCK YOU BEE!" *PUNCH*"YEAH FUCK YOU BEE! ALRIGHT BEE COME ON! YEAH!" *BZZZZZZZ* *PUNCH* "Where's the next bee at?!" It's a fucking bee! I could undestand if it was like killer horses, Thats scary shit! Flying through the air kicking you in the face *NEHHHHHH* *KICK* *NEHHHHHH* THATS SCARY! FUCK BEES! ......FUCK BEES! Know one wants to drown. drowning would be the worst, cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling that you get, Oh its the worst. When you think you're drowning. like during the summer, You're like at a pool party or something. "I'm gonna go into the deep end. Watch my dive. Watch my dive."Right, then you dive in. *SPLASH* And the second you get to the bottom your like, "GET ME OUTTA HEEEERE!! WHERES THE SURFACE?!!"And you always some up under the kid on the raft. "Jesus Christ Timmy! Do not float above me when I'm Dying in the Abyss! Your son almost killed me with his, Uhhhh, Daffy Duck raft over here John. Your son tried to murder me in your pool. Float away for me. Float away." Fire. Has anyone here ever been fully engulfed in fire? Its gotta be soo hot. That is way to fucking hot. Its the worst feeling when you burn yourself too. You know, sometimes you're making sure soup or some oodlesof noodlesor something; Or you're cooking up some crack. And you know, You touch the side of the pot. Just that little*TSSSS* "WOAH!!" That, Fucking kills!! That little thing, you can't take a shower for like three weeks. You gotta like hold your hand out cause the steammakes you angry. You try to bring your hand in, "OOOOOO! I HATE STEAM! WHOEVER INVENTED STEAM SUCKS!" You know what would be the worst?? This would be the ultimate worst right here. What if you dove into the pool, and while you were at the bottom of the pool freaking out, somebody poured oil on the surface and lit it on fire! Yeah then you're like, "AHHHHHH!" You gotta just keep swimming around, feeling for a spotwhere theres no fucking fire. Then, What if you found a circle where there was no fire, but the second you came up a big dude just punched you in the face "Get back in the fiery water! You don't come out of the fiery water, cover up that hole with some fire now!Get back in the fiery water!"daneecookkk

I'd like to meet:


TIMBALANDDD

Music:

everythingg..not even gonna lie i love the dixie chicks haha

Movies:

SAW 1,2,3 and ELF

Television:

greyss anatomyyy.. the end.

Books:

im smart. i read. shutup

Heroes:

dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cookdane cook dane cook dane cookdane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook dane cook get it?AND MY GRANDPA

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t_mami

i love tiffany martinez b/c she is the love of my life and is so hot & sexual. yes NOOOOO! okay bye =]
Posted by Alexa* on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 06:51:00 PST