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...river wookie

a hand in the darkness to help you connect.

About Me

I am trapped in an abyss of perpetual existential reckoning where I have been left tongue tied, groping for words in a sea of inarticulate pleasure and exhaltation.
I am a traveler, loafer, a trash talker.
I am currently trying to clean up my act.

My Interests

Je suis un artiste, voyageur, musicien, photographe. Je joue beaucoup d'instruments. Je suis un solitaire. Je suis impulsif, vegeterien, puriste. Je suis instruit mais incroyablement espacé dehors toute heure quoique je ne fume rien drôle. Je juste ai récemment commencé à observer tous mes vieux dessins animés préférés à partir de mon enfance pour voir probablement s'ils entraient dans ma psyche et me baisaient vers le haut. Pacifism, Passivism, Shamanism, Dadism, Neo Classicism

I'd like to meet:

Nobody! Peoples is dumb!
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Music:

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Ennio Morricone, Bruno Nicolai, Efterklang, Jack Nitzsche, Jon Brion, Bernard Herman, Claude Debussy, Igor Stravinsky, Annette Funicello, Sergio Mendez, Mice Parade, Cornelius, MUM, Tortoise, Dylan Group, Ken Nordine, Owls, Polvo, Mogwai, the joggers, Album Leaf, Mercury Program, Pavement, Stereolab, Tortoise, Pele, Dianogah, June of 44, Rodan, Thee more Shallows, For Stars, Enon, Black Heart Procession, Unwound, Carissas weird, Talk Demonic, Yes, old walt disney music, chinese orchestras, Japanese orchestras, Shanghai classical orchestra, the west wind hitting a mountain, Mary Timony, Joanna Newsom, Aloha, Palace, Bonnie Prince Billy, Ramones, Pullman, Sterling, Ariel M, Papa M, the Samuel Jaclson Five
Friends Bands:
the Americas
The Slippers
The Lone Official
Character
The Privates
Esposito
Lands Farther East
Panther Attack
Origami Ghosts

Movies:

Cartoons:
PAc MAn
Q-bert
Unico The Unicorn
The Flight of Dragons
Rome-0 and Juli-8
The Devil and Daniel Mouse
Belle and Sebastion
Bananaman
The Last Unicorn
The Secret of Nihm
Watership Down
You Can't Do That On Television!
Pinwheel
Animalimpics
Raggedy Anne and Andy!
Rubiks the Amazing Cube
David And The Gnomes
Glo Friends
Rainbow Brite
Puff The Majic Dragon
Twice Upon a Time
The Little Prince
Movies:
Rushmore, Adventures of Baron Von Munchausen, Brasil, Time Bandits, Willow, Bottle Rocket, I Heart Huckabees, Shoalin Soccer, Psycho Beach Party, Muppet Movie, Old Boy, City of God, City of Lost Children, Mother Night, American Astronaut, Leolo, Leon,

Television:

Arrested Developement, My name is Earl, THE MIGHTY BOOSH anything on DVD because I don't own a television.

Books:

Vonnegut- Cat's Cradle, Sirens of Titan, Blue Beard, Time Quake, Galapagos, Mother Night, Jailbird, Slapstick, Hocus Pocus, They are all incredible!
Dostoevsky- Brothers Karamazov, Notes from the underground, The Idiot
Salinger- Franny and Zoey, Catcher in the Rye
Hesse- Sidartha, Steppenwolfe
Sedaris-Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day
Pallanuik-Choke,Fight Club, Lullaby, Diary
Huxley_ The Doors of Perception, After A Many Summer Dies The Swan
Plath, Alan Lightman-Einstien's Dreams, Good Benito, Robbins- Villa Incognito, Castaneda- the first five books, Klosterman- Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Proust- Swans Way, Sartre-Being and Nothingness, Pico Iyer- Sun After Dark, The Global Soul, Margarite Duras- The Lover, The Beach was surprisingly a really great book as well

Heroes:

Kurt Vonnegut, Ennio Morricone, Bernard Herman, the underground man, who ever invented salsa, King Neptune, Kermit the Frog, people who ride unicorns

My Blog

Today

This is kind of sad, but today was one of the best days I've had in a long time. I woke up before 12, my car started to and back from work, it was sunny, I got to talk to Danielle, I got my new field ...
Posted by David Kyle River Wookie on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:20:00 PST

hmmmm

For some reason this is funnny. Check out the comments people left.Comments on the Grey Poupon Commercialrainydaywoman43 (3 weeks ago) the start of the yuppie trend to make onself, above everyone el...
Posted by David Kyle River Wookie on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:54:00 PST

Some ever so useless facts

1. In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.2. The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. B...
Posted by David Kyle River Wookie on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:46:00 PST

things to do in 2007

1. work on my ninja skills2. conquer the space time continuum3. Teach my whistling cobra to talk
Posted by David Kyle River Wookie on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 03:04:00 PST

Just so you know

I'm going random and anonymous for a while.
Posted by David Kyle River Wookie on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:10:00 PST

Top 8 I had to do it

[PERSON ONE]: River Wookie-Chuck Staggs1) How long have you known this person?: 7 years         & nbsp;         .. .
Posted by David Kyle River Wookie on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:09:00 PST

Paris sucks

Thats right I said it and what are you gonna do about it? You dont know youve never been there and if you were you probably went to see all the same bullshit everyone else does because you saw it on a...
Posted by David Kyle River Wookie on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 11:21:00 PST

Wherever you go there you are.

And here I am in Fucking Belgium! I have decided today that I will be moving to Belgium for good. I arrived in Brugges today where It was reinforced that Belgium is the greatest country on the planet....
Posted by David Kyle River Wookie on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 10:56:00 PST

The eiffel tower

The Eiffel tower IS the most hiddeous thing i have ever seen in my life. Absolute crap. thats all.
Posted by David Kyle River Wookie on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 12:41:00 PST

6 days and then

Ok folks I have 6 days left. But guess what? Im getting married and never coming back. I am running off to Antwerp forever. If you want you can come to my super hero wedding, but be sure to bring a ca...
Posted by David Kyle River Wookie on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 12:40:00 PST