Girls, they blow my mind. |
Girls are absolutely the strangest creature on earth. I'm talking beyond wierd.....beyond even the poor genetic mutations of some animals like: or Yeah... that strange. Funny thing is, I dig it. I lov...
Posted by Jason Loves Dirty Martinis on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:13:00 PST |
Guinness makes me do weird things |
I've come to the conclusion that Guinness makes me do strange and unexpected things. This blog will be short.The other night, Alyssa, Jeff and I decided to go out to a local sleeze bar.... the Caddysh...
Posted by Jason Loves Dirty Martinis on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:24:00 PST |
Paper Gangstas - My apartment complex gang war |
Admittedly, I do not live in the greatest of all apartment complexes in Mansfield, but what I witnessed and was "part of" today shocked me and made me feel at one with some of the m...
Posted by Jason Loves Dirty Martinis on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:09:00 PST |
Murder City Devils, Porno Theatres, Lighting Cars on Fire, Seattle's finest girls |
Well, I survived. That's my story in a nutshell. I know, it sounds like I went off to bootcamp or maybe took some ill advised trip to Cambodia or something, but the fact of the matter is this: I went ...
Posted by Jason Loves Dirty Martinis on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:18:00 PST |
Vegas baby, Vegas |
Never been to Vegas, but I will be venturing out there in less than 2 weeks. I will be spending time with some of my favorite people in the world, and witnessing the awe-inspiring rock 'n roll super s...
Posted by Jason Loves Dirty Martinis on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 02:34:00 PST |
Bye Bye Little Red |
Well, the time has come to say goodbye to my (sometimesnotso)faithful companion and main means of transportation for the past several years, Little Red. I shall miss you pal. In the meantime, ...
Posted by Jason Loves Dirty Martinis on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 12:56:00 PST |
Worst week ever, I mean ever. |
This week is supposed to be one of the best weeks of the year for me. You know, Valentines... my birthday, just good old fun.
NOPE! Not this week. Honestly, I have dealt with some pretty shitty stuff ...
Posted by Jason Loves Dirty Martinis on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:52:00 PST |
Open Mouth Caughing |
Open Mouth Coughing / Not Covering Your MouthCall me a germ freak, but I hate this. If you have to cough, cover your fucking mouth. I don't even know what else to say about this.Be considerate....
Posted by Jason Loves Dirty Martinis on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 07:51:00 PST |
Littering - my blog of hate |
Littering/Litterers I would just like to let you know that littering is on the top of my pet peeve list. I hate littering more than smoking and the consuming of animal flesh. There is no need for it...
Posted by Jason Loves Dirty Martinis on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 07:37:00 PST |
Chips |
Now I am not talking about the television show that has become a cult phenomenon and the source for all "You are a HOMO" pictures (if you haven't seen it, do a google search.... one of the most played...
Posted by Jason Loves Dirty Martinis on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 02:24:00 PST |
