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- The Air Force Pilot leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a B747, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water and recommends policy to the Master.- The Airline Transport Pilot leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a B707, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if it’s calm, and talks to the Master.- The Commercial/Instrument Pilot leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable wind conditions. He is almost as powerful as a Lear Jet, walks on water of an indoor pool, and talks to the Master if a special request is approved.- The VFR Commercial Pilot barely clears a Quonset hut, loses a tug of war with a Beach Duchess, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed by the Master.- The Private Pilot makes high marks when trying to leap buildings, is run over by Piper Arrows, Sometimes handles an airplane without self-inflicting injury can dog paddle in water, and talks to animals.- The Soloed Student Pilot runs into sides of buildings, recognizes a Cessna 150 two out of three times, is issued a parachute, can stay afloat if properly instructed, and talks to water.- The Non-Soloed Student Pilot falls over door sills when trying to enter buildings, Says "Lookie at the Airplanes", wets himself with a water pistol and mumbles incoherently.- The Air Traffic Controller lifts buildings and walks under them, push airplanes across the sky, catches speeding bullets in his teeth and chews them, and can freeze water with a single glance. The Air Traffic Controller is the Master.
