Marty The One Man Party

Well... I now work in the electrical field as an apprentice lineman. Local 104. I still go to the gym and talk about nutrition alot.I have a dog/bear/pig. I have good friends. I have a car. I like to eat. I would be a good caveman. I have actually counted to infinity twice. I have way to many DVD's. I have many personalities. I have my own religion. I throw a meaner spin kick than Chuck Norris. My dad is smarter than yours. I dont believe in the number 2.I believe Cats are evil. There is no such thing as pitch black. Marc Dangora has dime sized nipples. Dimes are small.I drink alot of water. I drive everywhere. I have my own band( Matt Martell and the Grundle Bus Extraordinaires). We toured through Europe. I have a friend who is a midget and in Mini Kiss. I tell stories that never make sense on purpose. I have written 3 novels about events that never occured. I have an apartment.I hate pictures but find them comical. ..