how to tell if you are abducted by aliens |
HOW TO TELL IF YOU'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENSBy NICK JEFFREYSRoswell, N.M.MOST people have been abducted by aliens, say some UFO experts -- so odds are you're one of them."Extraterrestrials possess th...
Posted by Amy on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 11:00:00 PST |
this is what real humor is |
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to it's yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.The winners are:1. Coffee (n.) th...
Posted by Amy on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:14:00 PST |
Publix |
So Danielle and I were walking across the LaQuinta parking lot when a delivery truck drives by. The driver leans out the window and shouts "Hey, ladies, where you two going? To a bar?" We reply with, ...
Posted by Amy on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 06:59:00 PST |
beetchez |
i'm heading to Georgia tomorrow with Danielle...I'll be back a week from today. That's saturday. I'll miss the philly bike race, but thats okay. I hope to do well, my fortune cookie today told me I wi...
Posted by Amy on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 06:15:00 PST |
Some sweet poems I wrote for English |
The WrestlersThe room is moist with testosterone Bodies perfect and overgrownWatch them lift and curl and crunchLook at their jockstraps in a bunchChanting, moaning, grunting, sweatLots of pain with n...
Posted by Amy on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:00:00 PST |
slap that ho |
game for slapping hosHo Slapif you hit her fast enough you are a super pimp
Posted by Amy on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 08:33:00 PST |
People I hate but I am one of them |
People who walk the wrong way at the mall.
at least i dont have a stroller.
Posted by Amy on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 11:05:00 PST |
did anybody know... |
there is a species of butterfly, the karner blue butterfly, that only lives in vegetation that only grows in places where forest was destroyed by fire? trying to control forest fires or prevent them a...
Posted by Amy on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 08:42:00 PST |
yuck |
they just swore in alito.
Posted by Amy on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 08:18:00 PST |
pain |
i just slammed the top of my knee into my keyboard pullout tray thing really hard..it hurt like a fucker.
ever realize ..
that when youre expecting to slam into something, like youre carrying a ...
Posted by Amy on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:39:00 PST |
