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Bobby Bird

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

"My girl she's like a tiger, with suntan through venetian blinds."

I'm Bobby Allen Bird, a rock musician, and that's a lyric from my song, "Tiger Girl." I've been in this fucked up rock game since I was eighteen years old, signed to Colony when I was just nineteen. I've made some good music, some bad music, and I've drank some drinks and did some drugs. I'm sixty-two years old now (time flies, motherfucker) and I guess I feel this way about myself and the life I've led: C-. I don't know if an American man with five too many automobiles can feel much better than that without lying to himself. I enjoy hot cakes, sausage, small ankles, and free love.

There are ten very short movies about my tattoos, how I got 'em ( Bobby Bird: The Devil in Denim ) and a longer movie about a my 3rd best friend of all time. He was a monkey named CHONTO . There's also a little novel I wrote about everything that ever happened to me, up until the year 2001 ( SAGUARO ).

--BB

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Good poets, pretty girls who just want to talk at first, and anyone with a good story to tell me.

My Blog

FIELD NOTES FROM DIMENSION X

The ghostwriter/co-writer home row using key tapper of my memoir made something without me.  I congratulate the effort if nothing else and invite you to check it out if you've got four minutes burni...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:10:00 GMT

Another Munday

I'm a fish outta watera cowboy outta dusta little red wagonall frozen up with rust.
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:28:00 GMT

CHONTO in FOR FREE HD

You can watch the longest story about me, for free in "CHONTO" HD in the YouTube screening room.  It's fifteen minutes long. Do kids still like cartoons? Send it around through the googlesphere.--B...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 11:38:00 GMT

A solid sexual identity

One day roaming around in Cologne, Alabama I stopped into a little old time barber shop and sat in the old barber's chair. He folded his paper and set it beside the combs in blue tonic. Dipping his i...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:03:00 GMT

SAGUARO outloud

So lawyer says no, but I'm putting it here anyways in hopes that people will buy the book. It's harder to sell a book than an album. Easier to listen than to read. The Carson kid who co-wrote this ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:48:00 GMT

Shit going down (Screenings and Readings)

Carson Mell, ghostwriter and "editor" of my memoir, Saguaro, is going to read a chunk of Saguaro accompanied by some one of a kind footage shot in NY in the late sixties at the HOPE GALLERY at 8:30 on...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:11:00 GMT

LIZARD LADY

She had a black bra and a white dressGod blessMake-up every other colorOh brotherAs the night went on she looked worse and worseher pale skin holding the pool table's green.like an ocean womanlike a c...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 01:26:00 GMT

SAGUARO FOR SALE

The book I wrote about my life is on SALE again.You can pre-order it now and it'll ship to you hot off the press June 1st. Also, if you pre-order it will come with a free special surprise gift. --BB
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:11:00 GMT

Chonto all over the place

CHONTO is playing on the big screen at the following festivals:The San Francisco Internation Film FestivalThe Marfa Film FestivalSundance @ BAM (Brooklyn)CinevegasThe Los Angeles Film FestivalIf you'...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:04:00 GMT

Saguaro Chapter 4 - Sara

Listen to it outloud on the apostrophecast podcast system.BUY a copy of the book at www.carsonmell.com
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:29:00 GMT