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Tainted Paragon

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

While men live in the world, there will be real men. While there are real men, there will be princes among real men. Among the princes will be kings, and among the kings an emperor. Such as he come once in twenty lifetimes. I am not him. I am pretty much a jester.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Assassins. Where are they when we need them? I don't care that Democrats took over the Congress right now because they are same as Republicans, only slightly less greedier. Politicans need to be whacked. Enough said.I also would like to meet book worms. In other words, someone who can read up to two or three books per week, instead of a book per month. "Oh my gosh, I love to read! I was done reading Da Vinci Code the other day. It is so goooood!" "Really, did it take you a week or so to finish the book" "Huh? nooo, don't be silly. It took me a month and half to finish the book" "Check, please!". Anyone with vast knowledge of comic books and movies are almost holy in my book.I am not a bigot, sexist, racist, and all other "ists" but to describe myself close enough, I would like to quote Oscar Wilde "I believe in equal rights, I hate everyone just same". Close enough.My ideal woman? a woman with multiply personalities. Think about it. "Hey Susan, I want to eat chicken and mashed potatoes so can you please switch to Betsy so she'd love to cook the dinner for me?" "Honey, I need someone to whack my boss with a golf club so I need Miranda, okay?" "Hmm, who to pick for tonight- gentle, cuddly love-making with Jackie or mind-blowing vein-popping screaming steamy sex with Lola". Think about it. Impossible to get tired of that woman. There is a hitch... if i get married, I would have to do all of the personalities on wedding night............. yep a special cocktail- grinded viagra pills, cocaine, chinese aphrodiasic herbs, and energy drink in one will get me though the night.

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