Bob Clipper profile picture

Bob Clipper

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I spend a lot of time pondering the greater mysteries of life, like why do tornados only seem to attack trailer parks? And why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? When I'm not working, I like to write poetry and short stories which I will try to occasionally post.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Whoever created life, the universe, and everything.

My Blog

donkey twoddle

  I've Got Nothing
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:28:00 GMT

Stuff that is only of interest to me

There are no constipated atheists. And on that note, have you ever noticed the misuse of the word "just." Just implies simplicity in my book, but everywhere I go- "We're just going to drill some holes...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 08:20:00 GMT

Confusion

I haven't written anything in a while, but I've been busy searching for the fun little inconsistencies that make life more fun. Here's what we have so far. Why do we call them buildings. They're done ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 14:54:00 GMT

wolf hunts

I just heard that wolf hunts were being planned in the western states to shrink the population. Bravo I say. I always said that the human population was getting out of control, especially old people. ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 00:19:00 GMT

subjects

I have nothing to say today.
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:45:00 GMT

Id like to thank the academy

Oscar time is here!!! I'm so excited that if someone stuck a pin in me that I would burst and shower confetti in the general area that I went out in a bang in. Seriously folks, gather around your...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 13:31:00 GMT

ranting

I'd just like to pickles in advance of my rant for today, I seem to have smoked down with R.O.D.S. (Rhetorical Order Displacement Syndrome). I'm not the only pudding pop that can come up with phony ba...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:18:00 GMT

Mobs

Did you ever notice that nothing good ever happens after the phrase "let's get him!" is uttered? The same could be said for "Do you smell something funny" and "Did you hear something snap out in the w...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:56:00 GMT

Misfits

If You're Normal Then Something Is Clearly Wrong With You
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 13:21:00 GMT

Twin Peaks DVD

Well, as is always the case with the DVD format- a new edition has been put out of Twin Peaks. It is the complete series this time (with special features). Why bother putting out the seasons one at a ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:34:00 GMT