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SIRHAMHAT

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About Me

Please refrain from sending me photos of your cats. I'm not interested in grooming them. I've had several cats attack me and they scare me. Cat urine is a terrible odor. Also, please limit your fan mail to one message per day. Thank you - Management
I'm a huge star. Mostly in TV and Radio. I produce films, music, audio comedy and I am a hand model on the side. I'm currently in an improv comedy troupe: Irreverent Gentlemen . We like to say funny things with our mouths and act out comedy skits. I'm also in the greatest band to never record an album: no2yes .
I have funny hair and a crazy beard which makes me look like a creepy guy that drives around in an old 70's van with an airbrushed mural painted on the side, but I'm really a nice guy until you get to know me. I like cold weather because I like to wear mittens.
I'm currently producing a movie for the Oh! Network about a beautiful cheerleader that just wants to fit in entitled, "She Sells Sea Shells by the Seashore, but She's Still a Whore in God's Eyes." It should be just fine. If you'd like to play the part of the creepy ham salesman, then please send me a message. All auditions will be nude from the waist down. VISA and Mastercard accepted.
Please check out my sites:
• no2yes' MYSPACE
• Irreverent Gentlemen MYSPACE

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

James Quall and Tom Cruise mostly...

Who I'd Like To MST:

Who, if I were to meet, he'd be really mean to me:

My politics all up in ya' grill:Fox News Guy

My Blog

My New Band

I've been out of the music biz for a while, but I finally have a group that should lift me back to stardom--where I belong... Its me and 4 hot bitches... I open the show with my hype man pumping up th...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:54:00 GMT

You might be a redneck...

You might be a redneck...  if you do things that are indicative of rednecks.Ya'll come back now, ya' hear?
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 21:58:00 GMT

Fired Up About Fired Up!

All of my fans on here know how excited I get about popular films. I'm a sucker for a great story and lots of fun characters. So, naturally, I am so excited about the new, smash, run-away, blockbust...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 12:10:00 GMT

Biscuits & Graveyards

Well, let me start off by saying to all of my fans, HAPPY NEW CHRISTMAS & MERRY YEAR! If you don't celebrate Christmas or the New Year, then get the hell off of my blog. Jesus died for your sins and...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:20:00 GMT

Updated: Crude Filth Attacks Our Culture Again!

As if lolcats weren't bad enough, our seething culture has delivered something even more crude and horrible: lolmidgets! What is wrong with this world? This stuff isn't funny, its just wrong. I'll...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:52:00 GMT

Thanksgiving Traditional Tragedy

We all have fun and wonderful memories of Thanksgivings past, but I will never forget Thanksgiving '03. Me, the wife and our child Verne woke up early Thanksgiving morn to prepare to make the trek to...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:07:00 GMT

Dont Do This...

I had to take my car to the mechanic the other day to have some work done on it. I was getting bored, so I screamed to one of the mechanics passing by, "Hey Nutt-Mouth, how's about we get some biscui...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:17:00 GMT

Whisper the Madness- Its Better That Way

I was downtown doing my one arm push-ups act in front of the Aquarium. I had at least $3.47 in my money hat when some guy came up to me and tried to tell me that I was doing them wrong! Where does h...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 18:00:00 GMT

My Vote Done Count!

I done voted for Pat Buchanan, bitches! Suck it!
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 23:08:00 GMT

This is Serious Business Which Involves Filth

Hamburglar is a rapist... Don't ask me how I know, but lets just say there was an incident behind the East Ridge McDonalds. If you hear 'Rubble, rubble, rubble' coming up from behind, you better run...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:17:00 GMT