"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.""Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.""I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.""I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.""There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.""When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.""A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.""The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.""If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
