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jenny

About Me

Southerners don't get abused... we just have really shitty ideas for drinking games

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anne bonny, john wayne, marilyn monroe, salvador dali, & bob saggat so i can kick him in the nuts

My Blog

Big day for li’l ol’ me!

Well, it started it out with me having to face the facts that my laptop did indeed crash a few days ago. I thought maybe the old dame was tired or even some computer-equivalent of drunk. If that were ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:25:00 GMT

tagged

well...nannette "tagged" me a few weeks ago. the original idea is to tell people 10 things about yourself that they might not know, even if they know you really well. and then specificly request a few...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 16:35:00 GMT

I’m not normally a praying man...but Superman-if you’re up there

Thank baby monkies today is done with. I did my job well and that's all I have control over, but every other aspect of it was more frusterating than a single, armless nympho's Saturday night. I'll del...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:00:00 GMT

thoughts on wisdom teeth (most not so wise)

They call them wisdom teeth because you act so goddamned retarded the next few days after getting them pulled.now i feel like i have 4 buttholes in my mouth.maybe they should call them hole implants?i...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:40:00 GMT

thank you-come again!

soooo.....appearantly the simpsons have found the most genious (and most bad-ass) marketing idea ever. they turned (at least one) 7-11 out here into a Kwik-E-Mart. The one down the street from my apar...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 23:30:00 GMT

i have a new baby!!! and she's already singing!

ok...not the kind that requires you getting knocked up...but praise jebus....she's just so beautiful!fine. in all seriousness, i bought a new accoustic guitar. it is the first time i've ever bought a ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 22:30:00 GMT

things that make me happeh!

a good live showcatching a wave for the first timeknowing i've done something wellknowing i didn't pull something off but i fucking tried!talking to a close friend or family & laughing like a jack ass...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 20:53:00 GMT

M Ward show bitches!

yesterday was a day when you fight to do something & when you finally accomplish it...it's that much more goddamn amazing.Work was nuts...somebody boned me...actually a dude and a dog simultaneously.....
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 23:35:00 GMT

Absolute california dork blog

As some of you may have been unfortunate enough to hear me spaz the fuck out about...I picked up surfing about a month ago. Well, today was a momentous day. As my 4th (?) time out, and following many ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:15:00 GMT

Motherfuckin' Black Keys!!!

I got to go see those guys play at the Avalon the other night!!! I have to say for just to guys on stage, they were fucking amazing!!! I knew they would be, but it's great to see how well these 2 guys...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 21:00:00 GMT