ever wonder? |
EVER WONDER...
....why
the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
....why
women can't put on mascara with their mouth
closed?
....why
you don't ever s...
Posted by Emelie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
hehehe! wat u think? |
WHO CAN UNDERSTAND MEN?????
> 1. The nice men are not handsome.
> 2. The handsome men are not nice.
> 3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
> 4. The han...
Posted by Emelie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
value of a woman and why do they always cry! |
>
> A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a
> woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged
> him and said, "And you never will." Later t...
Posted by Emelie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
bedtime story *snicker* |
Once upon a time there was a Prince who, though
no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an
evil witch.
The curse was that the Prince could speak only
one word each year. However, he co...
Posted by Emelie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
touching story |
A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Wal-Mart. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside The kind of rain that gush...
Posted by Emelie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
love??? |
) LOVE? It's kind of complicated, but I'll tell you this. The
second you're willing to make yourself miserable to make someone else
happy, that's love right there...(sniff...)
... Love? It's kin...
Posted by Emelie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
love??? again!!! |
O, heto pa! I know, it's mushy pero, sino ba'ng pasimuno nito, ha???
Hayaan niyo, last na 'to.
HYDE
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* Hold on to the ones who really care because in the end, they will
be the one ...
Posted by Emelie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
mga chakang break up lines !!!! |
Ano yung mga chakang break up lines na
> nagamit na
> sa inyo? Heto ang iba sa mga na-encounter ko na
> at ng mga kaibigan ko:
>
>
>
> 1. "I just realized that I don't want to be
> touched....
Posted by Emelie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
dis is naughty! |
magical frog
A man with a 25 inch penis went to his doctor and complained he was unable to establish an intimate relationship with a lady due to his size. "Doctor," he asked in total frustration, "...
Posted by Emelie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
What Does She Look Like |
I never thought that love could be unkind
'Cos your the type of guy I thought I'd never find
I thought I could forget you and be strong
But the love I have inside makes me hold on
And now I am b...
Posted by Emelie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
