Marina Briggs [DF]

One quick thing: Please do not send me messages telling me how attractive you think I am, what you would enjoy doing with me or other less polite entreaties. I understand that this site is one for the boosting of egos, but I ask that you not waste my time with your unwanted advances. Thank you.
These are just a handful of things that people have said about me:
::"You're [screwed] up in that special way that makes the sun shine brighter." -Tom
::"You look like a Victorian princess." -Sarah
::"Marina is fat and ugly." -Brittaney
::"What makes you so cute is that you don't know you are so cute!" -Mrs. Patek
::"I'd be happy to treat a victim of hit and run so zombielicious." -Jimm
::"Marina's probably the greatest person to have ever lived. She's funny, smart, sexy... the total package! Why, I'd date her if I dated girls!" - Marina David Bowie
::"Marina! Noo!" -Plenty of People
::"Marina! Yes!" -Yui
I HAVE BEEN WHITEWASHED BY BIG BROTHER!
Influences:
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IN A FEW WORDS: Open-minded. Life-loving. Progressive. Vegetarian. Prone to music snobbery. Straight Edge. Thespian. Substantial. Christian. Cynical. Well read. Analytical. Not original, just creative. Politically active. Brutally honest and not fond of giving unwarranted compliments. Zombie and Vampire fan, in an almost dorky fashion.
DISLIKES: Insincere flattery. Pretension. Closemindedness (and that goes for liberals and conservatives). Lack of good breeding. Those who fish for compliments. Long toenails. Those who burn entire albums of music with no intention of ever purchasing said album. Evanescence/Lacuna Coil/Flyleaf-type bands. Poor hygiene. Typographical errors. People who talk overmuch of themselves. The forbidden words (Tats, Electronica, Blurb, LOL and pretty much anything that comes out of Omar's mouth). Pretty much anything on Maddie's iPod. People with misceptions about the importance/definition of certain social castes. The emo "subculture" (Purely, simply inane). "Who's Ronan Harris?"
MYSPACE-RELATED DISLIKES: Pointless bulletins (i.e. surveys with only yes/no answers, requests for comments, those with no social life BEGGING for attention). Glitter letters. Unrelated pictures in the comments section. One word comments (i.e. "Cool." "Hot." "Werd."). Unreadable profiles. Trashy pictures seeping with latent low self-esteem. The MySpace angle/mirror shots. Uninteresting/whiney blogs. Stupid display names (i.e. Stuart [Vengeance] or ♥Slutface♥ or song lyrics). I could go on for hours.
I BELIEVE:
::Some people should not be allowed access to a keyboard. Or oxygen.
::Victoria's Secret should make a drink that tastes like Love Spell smells.
::Emo, screamo, post-hardcore and anything that sounds like Creed should be disposed of immediately.
::The use of drugs to stimulate creativity is an easy alternative to having an actual imaginative mind.
::Eddie Izzard is pretty close to being God.
::People who insult themselves to get attention are just as low as those who insult others to get attention.
::The words "hero," "love," "original" and "random" are the most often misused words in the English language.
::True originality and uniqueness are nonexistent in this age. Everything is a derivative of something else.
::Skinny is the best type of dipping since double.
::Skinny is the worst type of jean since Mom, and is about as flattering.
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My dream man:
You Are 78% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?