Hey hey everyone! Obviously you have interest in who i am if you are reading my about me.. Or at least i sure hope so..
So, my name is Mantz.
Ive been known to look like many people and/or celebrities..
It tends to get sorta annoying
Im 16, not 38 or whatever the fuck my age thing is.
My one thing i eat, sleep, breathe, and live is music
I play guitar, piano (not very well), sax, and if i was a rich bastard i would buy more instruments...
Spoiled rich kids really piss me off
Ya kno, the ones who are like, look at me and my brand new 2009 BMW, oh, no, thats not my parent's car. Oh no, i didn't save MY money to get this, my parents are dicks bcs they didnt get the luxury upgrade though! Im only 17 and have nicer cars than most people in the world! BUT I FIND REASONS TO BITCH!
Them kinda people.
Cheap people really grind me up too
The ones who are like, i have 650 dollars in my wallet... we currently reside in the burger king drive thru and we ordered 3 chicken sandwiches, our total is 350. Im gonna help out by paying the .50 :-).
I sometimes use big words. At least, most people think they're big
I am fat and proud by the way...
People who make fat jokes are the epitome of all insecure slender beings.
If you try to impress any girls in front of me by making fun of my weight, and succeed. Congratulations. You belittled yourself, and the obviously lavishly oriented girl (sarcasm) that was won over by the fat kid card
Anything for pussy i guess.
I absolutely despise people who are driven by society to make and wear and do and see and piss and shit what is cool.
Those people are better known as tools i guess
Ya kno, them kinda people who walk around with their American Eagle button up halfway unbuttoned, with their Aeropostale or Hollister shirt under it, with some quarky remark. While they garnish themselves with their 90 dollar cologne they bought with their credit card.
Dont forget those fuckin tablecloth shorts.
I am not your average teenage high school carbon copy if you havent already seen..
Its ok, i strongly promote people to not conform.
I sound like a fucking hippy.
I guess you can call me a clean hippy..
Another thing that really pisses me off are those people who think they will impress people if they post pictures of themselves on myspace, facebook, twitter, or whatever your cup of tea is, drinking some type of liquor or beer (keystone is for fags btw) and sayin YEAAA PARTY!! I DONT REMEMBER THIS SHIT AT ALL!!!
Also the people who advertise their recreational drug preferences.. Yes, you with the 4/20 myspace layout or you with the lines of cocaine on your message box
Fuckin douchebags
I hate it when people post bulletins of chain letters saying some fake ass story about sally sandford and how she fell asleep one night to wake up seeing a rabid clown finishing off her right leg's amputation.. and how if you dont repost it you will die and your grandmother will get raped by a crazed pack of charles manson minions who never made it to prison..
Get a taste of fucking reality, crawl out of the crawlspace, the national weather service advises these things so you dont go swimming not so you coop up and hide for a god damn thunderstorm that produces two bolts of lighting you scared pussy asshole.
For those of you who caught where i was going, i applaud you.
For those of you who have lost me, join my 105 other friends.
I am a pessimistic person, i tell it how it goes. I calls it as i sees it if you may.
If you ask me if i like your hair and i dont, ill tell you.
Badass, right?
What really pisses me off as well (adding to the myriad of occurances) is when people soup up shitty foreign cars.
Attention douchebag with the honda civic, toyota corolla, mitsubishi eclipse, and/or any other car you bought for 1500 at a flea market on the side of the road where the gps doesnt go. Stop buying body kits for these cars, dont turbo charge the four-cylinder engines, dont rev your engines at stoplights, dont run your tacometer too high just to go 20 mph in 13 seconds, bcs there are many cars that will blow your ass out of the fucking water.
Instead of packing glass into your mufflers, vin diesel, why dont you do us all a favor and pack that glass in your god damn throat.
Thank you.
One more thing then im going.
To all of you white kids in horseheads who think you have been through it all, the rough and tough streets, please cease to exist immediately.
A pen shanking, a rubber band hazing, a paintball/bb gun driveby, a gang meeting in your suburban neighborhoods, an old lady you scared by honking your horn at, that store you stole the snickers bar from and got away with it, that kid you "fought" (really just punched once then got held back) and got suspended for, all of those times you cut class to go smoke a blunt, all of those times you told your teachers fuck you! yer dumb. When you cant even distinguish know from no, write from right, and fuckin their, there, and they're... All those times you snorted aaderall in the bathroom, all those times you got blackout drunk off of 5 shots of 50 proof raspberry vodka, that souped up honda civic, that time you talked shit over aim or myspace to someone to not confront them, and that time you hit on that 7th grade girl when you are on your 3rd consecutive freshman year with applied classes doesnt even make you any more gangsta, hood, down, boss, hard, tough, rough, than i am. And im as close to gangster as brett michaels is to the end of his reality show streak.
Ok im gonna stop here.. Is that ok?
