What? Where? When? About me, huh? Well what you wanna know? See, the beauty of this is that I can tell you anything and you have no choice but to believe me. By the way, if anyone actually knows what a major pain in the a** I am keep your mouth shut!! No seriously, if you want to know anything about me just ask. I'll tell you anything you want to know as long as it makes me look good.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Keith Olberman, Barack Obama, Andre Agassi, Molly Ivins
