Shiv Johnson Diary - Field Trip |
2 years ago we were visited by the special class at Ransburg Grade School. We were the highlight of the field trip for these 8-year-old retarded punk kids. I hated every one of these stupid little ...
Posted by Shiv on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Shiv Johnson Diaries - Later that day |
Today was hot and humid. My eyes sting, and my feet are sore. I took a nap while standing for about 3 hours. I started dreaming about my friend getting shot in the face. I was awakened by Julie wh...
Posted by Shiv on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Shiv Johnson Diaries - Wolf Skin disguise |
My buddy Gary found a dead Wolf over by the forest. He gutted the wolf with a broken shovel. Then he managed to construct a costume out of the wolf's freshly pealed carcass. He thought it would be a...
Posted by Shiv on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Shiv Johnson - Lamb problems... |
11:23 AM
I met Conrad several years back during the merge of Field 2 after the flood. He and I never really became close friends. I'd say hi to him in passing, I met his girlfriend once, but ther...
Posted by Shiv on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Day 7 - Early morning truck arrival |
4:45 AM
2 large trucks full of new sheep just arrived. The young and the restless. I can't wait to get some sweet new ass. I'm no cassenouva; I still have to work at it. I lack charm and basic...
Posted by Shiv on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Day 6 - Lamb Murder (graphic) |
9:42AM
Its been wet and muddy out here. It seems like its been raining here since last month. The whole fucking flock of us suffers from depression. We are all miserable out here in this slop. ...
Posted by Shiv on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Day 5 - The Daily Journal of a Lamb: Lamb Massage |
9:38 AM
Entry: Spent most of the day eating oats, and looking up a lot when I heard noises. I need to get some cream for this nasty rash. The problem is, its not in a very noticeable location. Us...
Posted by Shiv on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Day 4 - The Daily Journal of a Lamb |
8:39 AM
Entry: I woke up today with a little gout in my damn sheep knee. Gale mentioned that I should start eating more of the leafy stuff over by the shed. That stuff just gives bad awful gas thou...
Posted by Shiv on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Day 3 - The Daily Journal of a Lamb |
Entry: The word among the flock is that Wayne is Gay. Wayne and Richard were seen doing some sick shit last Tuesday. Dont make me go into the details of sheep love, and especially the saucy details o...
Posted by Shiv on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Day 1 - My name is Shiv Johmson, and I am a Lamb |
2:35 PM
Entry: I have these two friends, who also happen to be anilmals (sheep) They have unfailing attitude troubles when it comes to sheer day. They both object to giving up their nice wool. Scot...
Posted by Shiv on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
