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Ms. Collins

The world's a rollercoaster and I am not strapped in maybe I should hold with care but my hands are

About Me



i wake up in the morning

and piss excellence.

My Interests

I like to use large words to confuse people (not because I think i'm smarter, better, or any more sophisticated than the next person). I think water parks are the most wonderful places on Earth. Snowtubes are prime to go sledding with. I'm pretty much a huge clean freak, and can't stand my apartment looking like shit. I wish I could stop chewing my nails.

likes ♥
• My hoes
• My family
• Matty
• My siblings
• Little cousins
• Flip flops
• Cereal

• My pink Razr
• Snowboarding, snowboarding, snowboarding
• Movies
• Music
• Reading
• Defeating Ganon, mwahahaha
• Writing
• Vulgar jokes
• Whiskey
• My car(because everything's fixed on it now!)
• Kittens & puppies
• Sunrise
dislikes
• when my feet slash toes fall asleep
• alarm clocks
• cover hogger
• how i spilled ginger ale on my keyboard and all the keys are pretty much sticking to each other
• when me fave cds skip
• Steven Segal is a queer bait
• Living in Springfield
• Tanorexic slash anorexic little skanks
• Not being 21 yet
• Rudeness
• The White Trash Clique
• No more milk in the fridge, ahhhh
• Ryan Seacrest
• Not having been to Las Vegas
• Being so far from my closest friends
• Chauvanist a-holes

Your Aura is Indigo
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.

The purpose of your life: showing love to other people

Famous Indigos include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah

Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

I'd like to meet:

The little bugger growing inside of me :)

Music:


-A-
• A New Found Glory
• A Perfect Circle
• The Academy Is...
• ACDC
• Aerosmith
• AFI
• Ah Ha
• Alanis Morisette
• Alkaline Trio
• The All American Rejects
• Amber Pacific
• Anberlin
• Ashlee Simpson
• The Ataris
• Atreyu
-B-
• Bad Religion
• Bayside
• Beach Boys
• Beastie Boys
• The Beatles
• Beck
• Beethoven
• Big Tymers
• Black Eyed Peas
• Blink 182
• Bob Marley
• BRAND NEW
• The Bravery
• Brian McKnight
• Bubba Sparxxx
• Bush
• Busta Rhymes
-C-
• Cartel
• The Casualties
• Chevelle
• Chiodos
• Chronic Future
• Class Clown
• Coheed & Cambria
• Coldplay
• Coolio
-D-
• DAVE MATTHEWS BAND
• Death By Stereo
• Death Cab for Cutie
• Descendents
• DJ Tiesto
• DMX
• Down to Earth Approach
• Dregd
-E-
• The Early November
• Eminem
• Epileptic Hero
• Eve 6
-F-
• The F-Ups
• FallBack
• Fall Out Boy
• Filter
• Fitty Cent
• The Flaming Lips
• Flock of Seagulls
• Foo Fighters
• For Another Day
• The Format
• Fort Minor
• From Autumn to Ashes
• From First to Last
-G-
• G-Love and Special Sauce
• The Game
• Garth Brooks
• Gary Allen
• Goo Goo Dolls
• Good Charlotte
• Gorillaz
• GREEN DAY
• Guster
• Gwen Stefani
-H-
• Hawthorne Heights
• Hazen Street
• Head Automatica
• Hexerei
• Hollywood Undead
• Hootie & the Blowfish
• Hot Hot Heat
-I-
• I-94
• INCUBUS
-J-
• Jack Johnson
• Jamiroquai
• Janis Joplin
• Jay-Z
• Jimi Hendrix
• John Butler Trio
• John Mayer
-K-
• Kanye West
• Kenny Chesney
• Korn
• KottonMouth Kings
-L-
• Lauryn Hill
• Lenny Kravitz
• Lil' Jon
• Lil' Kim
• Linkin Park
• Lit
• LL Cool J
• Ludacris
• Lustra
• Lynard Skynard
-M-
• Madonna
• Maroon 5
• Matchbook Romance
• Matisyahu
• Maxine
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Melee
• Michael Jackson
• Millencolin
• Minus the Bear
• Missy Elliot
• My Chemical Romance
-N-
• N.E.R.D
• Nas
• Ne-Yo
• Nelly
• Nine Inch Nails
• Nirvana
• No Doubt
• NOFX
• Notorious BIG
-O-
• Oasis
• The Offspring
• Outkast
-P-
• Panic! At the Disco
• Pennywise
• Pepper
• Piebald
• The Pixies
• P.O.D
• The Police
• The Postal Service
• Prince
-Q-
• Queen
-R-
• Rage Against the Machine
• Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Relient K
• REM
• Rolling Stones
• Rufio
-S-
• Saosin
• Saves the Day
• Sean Paul
• Senses Fail
• The Smashing Pumpkins
• Snoop
• Snow Dogs
• Snow Patrol
• Something Corporate
• The Spill Canvas
• Staind
• The Starting Line
• Story of the Year
• Sublime
• Sugarcult
• System of a Down
-T-
• Taking Back Sunday
• Tchaikovsky
• Third Eye Blind
• Three 6 Mafia
• THURSDAY
• Trapt
-U-
• U2
• The Used
-V-
• Veruca Salt
• The Veronicas
• The Verve
-W-
• Weezer
• We're All Broken
• Wycelf Jean
-Y-
• Yellowcard
• Ying Yang Twins

Movies:

Anything with Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller, Johnny Depp, and Colin Farrell :)

Television:


Demand Equal Protection
under the law to not be prosecuted and punished for using products and substances that are equally or less dangerous than Vice President Dick Cheney's hunting rifle and a beer.

Books:


45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone
whats your name spelt backwards?: Snilloc Adnama
What did you do last night?: Made dinner for my babe, went to sleep (exciting, eh?)
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?: Borat/Employee of the Month
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?: Actually, yes. It wasn't as exciting as was promised
Last time you swam in a pool?: Hmm...summertime
What are you wearing?: Very fine linens
How many cars have you owned?: One and it's such a beast, but it's a badass yota
Type of music you dislike most?: Twangy country, polka
Are you registered to vote?: Naw...i'm so friggen lazy...
Do you have cable?: Yes! Thank G
What kind of computer do you use?: IBM e74
Ever made a prank phone call?: Does it look like I live under a rock?
You like anyone right now?: I guess you could say that :-p
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?: Ugh...neither. But if I had to choose, probably bungee jumping, but only over water or something
Furthest place you ever traveled?: Myrtle Beach, SC
What's your favorite comic strip?: Peanuts
Do u know all the words to the national anthem?: Oh man! I used to...wow do I suck as an American
Shower, morning or night?: Both. Usually in the am though
Best movie you've seen in the past month?: Borat...it was confrontational as fuck and made me laugh hysterically
Favorite pizza toppings?: Supreme...load that baby up
Chips or popcorn?: Chips...they are my weakness
What cell phone provider do you have?: Verizon
Have you ever smoked peanut shells?: Hahahaha no...that's one thing I haven't smoked :-p
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?: Kinda...does Appleblossom count?
Orange Juice or apple?: Orange! I can't get enough of it!
Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?: People from work
favorite chocolate bar?: Reese's
Who is your longest friend and how long?: Allie Brown, since kingergarten
Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?: Summertime mmmm
Have you ever won a trophy?: Yes! For most improved in soccer, hahaha
Favorite arcade game?: Mrs. Pac Man
Ever ordered from an infomercial?: If only they had a 'Boys Gone Wild'...
Sprite or 7-UP?: They both taste the same, wtf
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?: All the time
Last thing you bought at Walgreens?: Lip gloss
Ever thrown up in public?: I did go to college...hahaha
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?: Skipping this one, haha no true love :-p
Do you believe in love at first sight?: No friggen way
SPONGEBOB OR JIMMY NEUTRON?: Jimmy Neutron is gay!
Did you have long hair as a young kid?: Yeah, down to my bum
What message is on your voicemail machine?: I dunno, me sounding like a retard basically, haha
Where would you like to go right now?: To sleep!
Whats the name of your pet?: Matt Neathawk
What kind of back pack do you have, and what's in it?: Ugh...it's an LL Bean and left over books from college I think
What do you think about most?: Lots of things; money, family, my relationships, Baby Neathawk :)

Heroes:


My Blog

Sucks to be you

I never knew that someone who has had more life expereiences than I, and is 20 years older than myself, could be so immature. For one, you can invite that anorexic skank over anytime you want. B...
Posted by Collins on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 07:04:00 PST

poop.

i need a new digital camera :(
Posted by Collins on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:46:00 PST

Take a Chance you Stupid HO

Eight Last8. last cigarette: lonnng time ago7. last beverage: I spoiled myself with some Pepsi :)6. last phone call: Matty5. last text message: See above4. last thing ate: Salt & Vinegar cheps, mm...
Posted by Collins on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:08:00 PST

fuck it

i'm getting my hair cut and highlighted & my nails done tomorrow. booyeah. I'm also gonna get some new bras, because...welllllll, i've just outgrown the other sons-a-bitches. blah. maybe some new ...
Posted by Collins on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:02:00 PST

I ♥ the 90's :)

Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.It's not like you could remember the origin...
Posted by Collins on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:42:00 PST

Almost 21 Weeks Pregnant :o)

Well, it seems that in a few weeks, the baby is going to flip around! That's why i've been feeling kicks all along where my crotch is! Soon i'll get to be kicked in the ribs! Yay! When you are 20 wee...
Posted by Collins on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:13:00 PST

Crayon Box Survey

Crayon Box Survey.RED1. Are you currently mad at someone?Just my landlord for being a pompous jackass asshole2. Which of your family members has the worst temper?Either me, my brother Dan, or my fathe...
Posted by Collins on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:54:00 PST

>:-o

Why would you invite that skank to go anywhere with you? When you know that we're having a family together. He told me to shoot him if he were ever drunk and happened to even look in her direction. Yo...
Posted by Collins on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:50:00 PST

Hey Neathawk!!! Comehaveadipwitmenow!

Can you answer 27 questions about your #1? DON'T change your top friends, and answer 27 questions about the 1st person in your top friends. 1) What's this person's name? Matt, Matty, Matthew, Shithead...
Posted by Collins on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:14:00 PST

Stupid is as Stupid Does

Apparently, the more [x]'s you have, the thicker you are!!!!!17 or lower means you're not stupid.[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking/laughing.[x] Gum has fallen out of your mout...
Posted by Collins on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:30:00 PST