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Porch Monkey [I'm Taking It Back][¯\(º_o)/¯

About Me



Hey, i'm Carson. If you know me, ok. If not... ok. _ Just uh... you know, I only typed this because I haven't changed what was here since I got a Myspace... so yeah. K.

Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was brought here by humans who wished to pay me tribute.
Richter: Tribute? You steal men’s souls and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.

--Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

I'm fucking nuts.

Wyatt told me to put this here.


My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I had a link to my Youtube videos here, but they crashed people's Internet, so yeah. If you want to see them, Youtube search "Carson's Amazing Burping Abilities".

Music:

!!!
30 Seconds To Mars
30 Years War
7 Angels 7 Plagues
A Static Lullaby
ACDC
Action Action
Afroman
Against Me!
Alien Ant Farm
Alkaline Trio
Ambulance LTD
Amon Tobin
Amorphis
Anberlin
Anthrax
Anti-Flag
Apollo 440
Arctic Monkeys
Art Brut
As Cities Burn
At All Cost
At The Drive-In
Atreyu
Audioslave
August Burns Red
Autumn Offering
Ayreon
Bad Religion
Bear vs. Shark
Beck
Between the Buried and Me
Black Sabbath
Blood Brothers
Blur
Body Count
Born Against
Bouncing Souls
Brand New
Broken Social Scene
Butthole Surfers
Buzzcocks
Cake
Catch 22
Chevelle
Chin Up Chin Up
Circle Takes The Square
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Clor
Cloud Cult
Clutch
Cobra Starship
Coheed and Cambria
Crush 40
Cursive
Daft Punk
Datarock
David Bowie
Dead Kennedys
Deadsy
Deltron 3030
Depeche Mode
Descendents
Dethklok
Devo
Dio
Dios
Disturbed
Dragonforce
Dream Theater
DVDA
Electric Six
Elefant
Embrace the End
Emery
Eric Clapton
Evergreen Terrace
Fiery Furnaces
Finch
Fischerspooner
Foo Fighters
Franz Ferdinand
From First to Last
Fugazi
Further Seems Forever
Gamma Ray
Gang of Four
Gnarls Barkley
Goose
Gorilla Biscuits
Gorillaz
Grandaddy
Group X
Guided by Voices
Guns N' Roses
Hanzel und Gretyl
Harvey Danger
Haste the Day
Hoobastank
Horse the Band
Hot Action Cop
Hsker D
I Killed the Prom Queen
I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness
Idiot Pilot
Ima Robot
Incubus
Internet Dating Superstuds
Interpol
Iron Maiden
Jet
Jihad Jerry & The Evildoers
Jimmy Eat World
Jonezetta
Journey
Joy Division
Joy Electric
Kenna
Kraftwerk
Led Zeppelin
Level 42
Light This City
Link 80
Lovedrug
Lullaby For The Working Class
Lynyrd Skynyrd
M83
Mae
Manufactura
Maximo Park
Megadeth
Men, Women, & Children
Metallica
Midnight Juggernauts
Millencolin
Mindless Self Indulgence
Minutemen
Mnemic
Modest Mouse
Moros Eros
Motorhead
Muse
Mute Math
My Bloody Valentine
My Chemical Romance
Nada Surf
New Order
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
NOFX
NWA
Oh No! Oh My!
ohGr
OK Go
Operation Ivy
Orgy
Panic! At the Disco
Pantera
Parkway Drive
Pavement
Pink Floyd
Pixies
Primus
Probot
Public Enemy
Queen
Queens of the Stone Age
R.E.M
Radiohead
Rage Against the Machine
Ramones
Rancid
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Red Roses for a Blue Lady
Reel Big Fish
Refused
Rise Against
Rush
Saliva
Say Anything
Scissors for Lefty
She Wants Revenge
Showbread
Skid Row
Slayer
Slick Shoes
Sluts
Smashing Pumpkins
Sonata Arctica
Soul Asylum
Soul Coughing
Sparta
Spinal Tap
Split Enz
Starsailor
Stellastar
Steriogram
Stone Sour
Stone Temple Pilots
Streetlight Manifesto
Strike Anywhere
Styx
Sum 41
Supersystem
Switchfoot
T.S.O.L
Tears for Fears
Tenacious D
The (International) Noise Consipiracy
The Acacia Strain
The Apples In Stereo
The Automatic
The Beatles
The Bled
The Bravery
The Chemical Brothers
The Clash
The Cure
The Darkness
The Dears
The Doors
The Eels
The Epoxies
The Falcon
The Fall of Troy
The Fratellis
The Go! Team
The Immortals
The Jonbenet
The Locust
The Mars Volta
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
The New Pornographers
The Notwist
The Offspring
The Outline
The Phenomenauts
The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower
The Presidents of the United States of America
The Rapture
The Rise
The Rolling Stones
The Shins
The Smiths
The Starlight Mints
The Strokes
The Unicorns
The White Stripes
The Who
They Might Be Giants
Thom Yorke
Thrice
Thursday
Tortoise
Ultravox
Under The Influence Of Giants
Velvet Revolver
Voivod
We Are Scientists
We Versus The Shark
Ween
Weezer
Weird Al
Wire
Wired All Wrong
Wolf Parade
Xiu Xiu
Yesterdays Rising
Zebrahead

Movies:

Lord of the Rings series, The Godfather series, Star Wars Series, South Park: BLU, Team America, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Gladiator, and some others.

Television:

I don't watch much T.V, but I love Family Guy, South Park, and Clone High.

Books:

Don't read much, but I like the Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, different Tom Clancy books, and some other stuff. But if comics count, then Calvin and Hobbes.

Heroes:

Naked paint version of me is all.
Oh, and Jack Churchill.

Major Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill DSO MC and Bar (September 16, 1906—March 8, 1996), nicknamed "Fighting Jack Churchill", fought throughout World War II armed with a bow, arrows and a claymore. He once said "any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed".

Eccentric until the end, Churchill would toss his briefcase out of the window of the commuter train he rode home every day. Passengers and conductors were shocked because they didn't know he was throwing the luggage into his own backyard as the train passed by. It saved him the trouble of carrying it all the way home from the station.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill

My Blog

Last night was so damn fun.

Instead of going to prom, my friends and I all went out to have a good time. It's been a while since i've seen many of them, and I was glad I got to do so. The night's events:- Everyone meets at Johnn...
Posted by Porch Monkey [I'm Taking It Back][¯\(º_o)/¯] on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 03:18:00 PST

Dangerous... Useless...

DANGEROUS.The things you doAren't good for my healthThe moves you makeYou make for yourselfThe means you useAren't meant to confuseAlthough they doThey're the one's that I would chooseI wouldn't want ...
Posted by Porch Monkey [I'm Taking It Back][¯\(º_o)/¯] on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:27:00 PST

Myspace pet peeves. Srsly.

This applies to Myspace, Facebook, AIM profiles, and any other online medium where narcissistic young people like me represent themselves. If you have one or more of the following statements in your p...
Posted by Porch Monkey [I'm Taking It Back][¯\(º_o)/¯] on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 12:18:00 PST

Why the keytar is important as hell to me.

If you know me in the least bit, you know that i've always talked about getting a keytar. Like, all the time. But it eventually seemed more of a dream than a reality. I don't know why I thought it was...
Posted by Porch Monkey [I'm Taking It Back][¯\(º_o)/¯] on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:13:00 PST

Alright, go on and try this.

Take My Quiz onQuizYourFriends.com Can you Ace my quiz? Yes! No Let's Find Out! ...
Posted by Porch Monkey [I'm Taking It Back][¯\(º_o)/¯] on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:32:00 PST

Electric Six Live. Pure pwnage. (PICS AND VIDS)

Ah yes... yesterday was a fucking amazing day (and night, for that matter). After a 3 hour journey to Tallahassee, I got to see Electric Six. Live. Sounds great? Of course. Though it LOOKS better (NOT...
Posted by Porch Monkey [I'm Taking It Back][¯\(º_o)/¯] on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:40:00 PST

A year of Myspace... amazing.

So... I didn't even realize til now i've had my Myspace for just over a year. Wow. My first blog was entitled "I fucking hate Myspace". I talked about how I hadn't discovered it's "true potential", an...
Posted by Porch Monkey [I'm Taking It Back][¯\(º_o)/¯] on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:31:00 PST

My schedule, lawl.

K... here it goes.---1 - Anatomy - Atchinson2 - Web Design 2 - Renfroe3 - Spanish 3 - Montcalm4 - World History Honors - Dzombar5 - Trigonometry/Anly.Geometry - Phan6 - English 3 - ...Unassigned. Hope...
Posted by Porch Monkey [I'm Taking It Back][¯\(º_o)/¯] on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:02:00 PST

No society recognizes a poor man.

IBMETAPHORSHe tries hard to make it in society, as we all do. Every day, they all make it to their destinations. Planned or not, they make it there. Who? Why, society, of course. They're "plans" may n...
Posted by Porch Monkey [I'm Taking It Back][¯\(º_o)/¯] on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:43:00 PST

Warped Tour 2006 fucking kicked ass.

Jesus. So much fucking fun. I saw lots of bands, got lots of shit, and definitely some cool shit happened. Let's see... first, the bands: Anti-Flag (more of a distance-watcher) Hellogoodbye (I had nev...
Posted by Porch Monkey [I'm Taking It Back][¯\(º_o)/¯] on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:07:00 PST