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Mariam

In Your Face Ma Nigga!

About Me

I'm a very curious person who loves dirty and gross humor. A bit overly analytical, and salty with a slightly sweet aftertaste. I drive a Honda, which means I'm happy with the size of my breasts. I love and hate every movie I see. Most things I say relate to sex in some way but I can't help that, nor do I have a choice. I sympathize for the underdog, but love it when they lose. I'm jealous of kids who are born into wealth and wish them poverty. I don't believe in karma, an angry god, heaven or hell, the walrus, or that money is the root of all evil. I am very spiritual, but you won't recognize it because spirituality is individualized - anything else is called religion, and I don't believe in that. I think I have a peptic ulcer that really hurts when I drink more than 2 carbonated beverages at a time, generally. I get nervous in crowds, but I like to hang out with people. Isn't it ironic?
Your Aura is Green
Your Personality: You are a high acheiver who is very competitive. You're bound to reach your goals, no matter how lofty.
You in Love: Picky with high standards, it's hard to find your match. You need a man as driven as you are!
Your Career: You need a high profile, challenging career to satisfy you. Consider finance, sales, or running your own company. What Color Is Your Aura?

My Interests

Mario's Peruvian food, writing, politics, old-people porn, cosmopolitans, eBaying, sushi, smell of gasoline - paint , NPR, loud music, being sneaky, death and supernatural, tarot cards, running my cafe, bugging my hubby

I'd like to meet:

People who are as curious as I am. People who like everything about X-mas & Halloween, want to go or have been to Amsterdam, will give me a little space every now and then, and don't mind mushy mushy stuff.... oh, and my not so tactful bluntness.

Music:

Cranberries, Aerosmith, Chris Isaac, Rage Against.., Guns N' Roses(the originals) Mazzy Starr, Aimee Mann, Cindy Lauper, At the Drive In, King Cheetah, Hole, The Cure, ColdPlay,Foo Fighters, Le Tigre, Nirvana, Etta James, Rival Schools, Old blue eyes, U2, Miles Davis, Blind Melon, The Black Crowes,....etc

Movies:

Fight Club, Y Tu Mama Tambien, City of God, Raising Arizona, Matrix, Some Kind Of Wonderful, Pulp Fiction, Amorres Perros, Trainspotting, Amelie, Secretary, Somewhere In Time, Memento, Like Water for Chocolate, Old School, 16 Candles

Television:

The Office, UFC stuff, Survivor, Amazing Race, The Family Guy, Reno911, reality tv..oh how I miss Flavor of Love

Books:

I like these authors and books from them.... Kerouac, Chomsky,Coelho, Stahl

Heroes:

My ghostly friends

My Blog

Im an artEEEEESt now

So it has taken me so damn long to finally figure out my passion, well one of my passions. Business would be my 1, I guess. Well no, it would be arts & crafts. Most recently arts. I've always like...
Posted by Mariam on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:16:00 PST

God Damn Bulletin Rant

I've been getting a lot of bulletins lately and I wanted to have it known: I don't want to know which celebrities you want to fuck, what elementary school you went to, what kind of candy you eat or s...
Posted by Mariam on Sun, 21 May 2006 06:02:00 PST

No wonder I always felt like an outsider in LA

You Belong in London A little old fashioned, and a little modern. A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock. A unique woman like you needs a city that offers everything. No wonder you and Lond...
Posted by Mariam on Sat, 06 May 2006 01:30:00 PST