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ninja pirate

Alien vs Predator is an autobiographical depiction of Chuck Norris' first sexual experience.

About Me

well this is me.. i grew up in a small town blah blah blah i drink too much and sleep too little, coffee is my friend. i say random stuff at the most random times, i ride fast motorcycles listen to loud music, its all fun ad games until someone loses an eye, then its just fun, i have tattoos and piercings and never wear underwear.. what you see is what you get. i am not shy, and anyone that knows me will tell you i am a BIG flirt.. the definition of flirt is to arouse interest without intent.. i am a hopeful romantic, but don't tell anyone it will destroy my reputation.

My Interests

skating.. surfing.. star wars.. spear fishing.. motorcycles.. girls......you know guy stuff.....

I'd like to meet:

Well thats a good one. I want to meet REAL people not those mindless automatons that pretend to be someone else, just like the others, you know the ones I'm talking about you see them in the malls... same hair, same talk, same cloths, walking around together like a group of robots squealing about the same stuff at the exact same time... my desire to meet them is as great as my desire to get my heart removed with a dull spoon. so if your a real person chances are you will be on my list of people to meet.

Music:

the music i love the most is when my friends get together and play at my house, most all of my friends are talented musicians so it is always fun.. i have been to an ass load of concerts and love local music.. as long as it isn't that depressing crap that people call country music... i want to feel good listening to music not like crap

Heroes:



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