talk to corporate. approve memos. lead a workshop. remember birthdays. direct workflow. my own bathroom. micromanage. promote Synergy. hit on Kelsey. get rejected. swallow sadness. send some faxes. call a sex line. cry deeply. demand a refund. eat a bagel. harrassment lawsuit. no promotion. fifth of vodka. shit on Kelsey's desk. buy a gun. in my mouth. pussy out. puke on Kelsey's desk. jump out the window. suck a dude's dick. score some coke. crash my car. suck my own dick. eat some chicken strips. chop my balls off. black out in the sewer. meet a giant fish. fuck its brains out. turn into a jet. bomb the Russians. crash into the sun. now I'm dead.