I'd like to meet:
Do you like cartoons almost as much as sleep?
Do you listen to music 23 1/2 hours a day?
Enjoy eating food?
Me Too!
Wowee
We may have something in common, in which case feel free to initiate some form of communication so that I can ignore you untill you cry.
Unless you're from Canada, or a conservative.
Just too difficult.
If you're a republican from Quebec, sorry but its already to late for you. You have no hope of getting with the program, your life is over.
If you disagree with me, taste my balls. Ooo! That tickles!
These guys are cool too....you know..... if you're into that sort of thing.
Trent Reznor, Maynard J. Keenan, Brian Warner(Marilyn Manson), Sid Wilson(Slipknot-..0), Richard D. James(Aphex Twin), Randy Blythe(Lamb Of God), Vinnie Paul, Al Jourgensen(Ministry), Machine(producer), Corey Taylor(Slipknot-..8), Sam Phillips, Rick Rubin, Dave Grohl, Stephen Colbert, George Carlin, Tommy Chong, Morgan Freeman, Edward Norton, Raoul Duke/Hunter S. Thompson, Master Shake, Homer J. Simpson, Millhouse, Slater(Dazed and Confuzed), Method and Red, Ben Franklin, Timothy Leary, Anton LeVay, Einstien, Socretes, L. Da Vinci, V. Van Gogh, Abe Lincoln, Vlad Dracul, Elizabeth Bathory....... I think you get the point......"thinkers".... with the sole exception of George W., whom I would simply ask: "What the Fuck?"
I love communicating with anyone willing to open their fucking ears, and listen every once in a while. Actually listen! Not just wait for their turn to talk. If I can do it, so can you.
Im predictably honest, which can be a problem, or a solution, depending on how you see it.
I do not put up with bullshit or needless drama, so dont get offended or irritated when I call you out.
I am a fairly quiet and reserved person, but do not mistake my kindness for weekness.
That said. Watch this short film. It may save your life. Or end it. Who knows, maybe you'll laugh at my oscar-worthy performance more than I did.... but I doubt it.
