LISTEN TO THIS TRACK LOUD, AND TELL ME IT ISN'T SOME BAD ASS SHIT, THEN TELL ME YOU DON'T LIKE BREAKS... I DARE YOU!
I'm a bad mother fucker, that takes no shit from no one! -- No in all seriousness I am, but thats totally besides the point. I've been told I am: smart, funny, gorgeous (lol), fun, awesome, a dick, an asshole, nice, considerate, respectful, arrogant... well as you can see my personality is kind of influenced by my mood or state_of_being. I am everything and I am nothing, I am everywhere and I am nowhere, I am.
I know this makes me sound like one cocky motherfucker, and maybe its because I am, or maybe its because its hard to talk about your self, when you love your self, without sounding like a cocky asshole but hey, who really reads this shit anyway? LOL. - So anyway-
PERSONALITY:
I'm a ball buster by nature and pretty sarcastic. I have a high IQ and I know I'm smarter than you... Ok, no I'm not really that big of a dick most of the time, but I'd be willing to put money down that I am in fact smarter than 85% of the people I come in contact with day to day. I'm sorry but most of the human race is dumb as fucking rocks and I cant even explain how there is something in our language called common sense when most people don't fucking have it! I motion for a re-naming of common sense to uncommon sense! - Anyway that little exert should give you a pretty good idea about my attitude. Another little tidbit about me is that I have an uncanny sense of direction. My friends call me the 'Human GPS' or the 'Human Map' - Also, I am generally pretty good at anything I try, I don't think I'm really necessarily bad at anything... I'm even pretty athletic... I'm very strong minded and very quick witted and able to think on my feet as well as operate and excel under pressure. I'm just gonna stop there before my head actually explodes :p
JOB:
I am an IT technician for my day job... I coined my self the wolf (you know, the guy from pulp fiction) because I do what he does... I solve problems. I am good at what I do.
I also write PHP/MYSQL code freelance on the side... Some months I make good money, some months i dont... Either way it always ends up with me owing the IRS some ridiculous amount of money at the end of every year :(
PLAY:
Um I'll leave the specifics out because, well, I don't keep my profile private, but I play hard and and party even harder. I go out and dance and shout and scream and get unruly drunk. When its me and my boy bob at a party, the party is always better. We get the DJ's riled up, we get the crowed riled up and we go FUCKING NUTS.
We go to DEMF once a year which is a 3 day outdoor techno festival in Detroit every memorial day weekend. I want to start making WMC (winter music conference) Spring Break Miami a part of my yearly vacation as well. I live for camp-out parties in the summer where all of us get together in some remote location where we listen to awesome music while getting retarded and not sleeping for days on end.... but thats a whole different story.
DREAMS:
Well as much as I love computers and everything like that. I believe my true calling is in event promoting. I will one day be throwing massive parties that will live in the memories of thousands of people for ever.
.. root overflow
*be warned.... I do bite!*
