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About Me

i think you'll be extremely hyptonized by my complete lack of self control. some people say i have a certain sexual potency which they can physically feel like death rays from an alien death ray gun, except they don't actually say it's sexual potency, i'm just making that up. i like to ridicule others and be utterly and completly inane. please be interesting and be able to use a standard 8 x 11.5 sheet of college ruled paper as an improvisational prop to entertain people or fold into an origami fractal.if you say stupid things, i'll make fun of you because you deserve it. i say stupid things all the time, especially when i'm alone so i can at least make fun of something and entertain myself.i'm chinese, but i don't know kung-fu, but i love to eat rice, but my car isn't lowered, but i do know computers and i can actually communicate with faxes and modems over the phone with my voice, but i don't typically like other asian people, but i like it when know how to split shit with the swords they carry around. hurrow?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

interesting people and shapes and colors which are not overly drastic or displeasing to the eye. funny, talented people who don't take themselves too seriously or not seriously at all. and maybe more black people, cuz i don't have any black friends any more and kung fu and hip hop now go hand in hand so we should probably get along fairly well. i want to meet people i can learn something from and people that know more than me and are willing to share that with me.

My Blog

on my fragile little mind

      patton oswalt has this great diatribe wherein he leads the bit into contrasting the western and eastern ideals of love.  the western model he goes on describing as ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:39:00 GMT

let’s finish reading

what's there left to say?  it's not as if there are answers to be found.   i'm always searching, questing for some form of evidence that there really is a point.  a sad atheist loo...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:30:00 GMT

the caudite nucleus

there exists in the brain a region from which dopamines are spewed forth and trickle through the rest of the head and body, tumultuous and joyful, these chemicals alter our very being and outlook upon...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 14:04:00 GMT

the beatles

life happens in compartments or certainly has a tendency to occur packaged.  recently, the beatles have resurfaced and made themselves a subtle soundtrack to my life.  i'll admit, although s...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:03:00 GMT

that white stuff on the ground ain’t crack

winter always hits me pretty hard here in portland.  i grew up in sunniness amongst dryads and wood nymphs along the great wall that divides reality and fantasy and oftentimes i find myself displ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:53:00 GMT

Ha Ha, the last thing i wrote i was proud of and i wrote it when i was 16

I skipped, traveled along this path in the aftermathOf a waking lucid dream I thought I once had. I wokeFrom this dream so fleeting still dreaming so solid hardthat my head spun and I could not tell t...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:38:00 GMT

on myspace and timespace

It seems that everytime i meander through these halls and the friends' space down the hall, i find myself becoming wistful.  There's nothing like curiousity about people you didn't give 2 shits a...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:06:00 GMT

proof positive that chemicals alter ur mind

So it's been a little while since the last blog, and i distinctly remember that i had resolved to blog regularly.  my concept of time has ticked away and melted into a ball of wax.  Perhaps ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:41:00 GMT

my lack of progress - read procrastinate

i haven't had my coffee yet today.  i'm definately typing a lot slower.  i want to wear a cape today.  maybe i'll return to this l8r when i'm more able to conjugate thoughts and de...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:45:00 GMT

samba for the soul

i think my son might be a robot.  it's not anything specific like atomotons or a cpu buried inside his body, although the usb port at the base of his neck might just be a strangely shaped rash an...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 00:02:00 GMT