Pure black and death and grind metal til i die!!!! And on a serious note, whoever stole my lunch money better watch their back!! I'm a fairly easy dude to get along with, I like short walks by the beach, a nice gallon of merlot, and a well medium rare raw steak with mustard and mayonnaise. I enjoy the lesser things in life and hate the finer things. Once I found a penny and kept it. When life hands me lemons I make beef stew. I like to challenge skunks to pissing duels.
Love is the fart
Of every heart.
For when held in,
Doth pain thy host.
But when let out,
Pains others most.
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool. Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you are in deep water. I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a Seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me. I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car. Last night I was looking at the stars and I wondered... where the hell's my ceiling! Never play leap frog with a unicorn. There are two words I hate: Don't and Stop...Unless those words are spoken together.
