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Studies of crashes during aircraft landings under difficult circumstances, he said, showed that pilots who made bad mistakes when approaching an airfield and crashed, but lived to tell the tale, reported that they had been focused on avoiding obstacles. Pilots who made difficult landings without incident reported they had focused solely on the runway. Business and artistic success, Costello continued, follow the same pattern. Setbacks result from constantly trying to avoid obstacles, worrying about what might go wrong. Achievement results from keeping your eyes glued to the prize and endlessly repeating to yourself, "I can do this."Found on ESPN.com

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just heard.

here in the cubicle maze at my work place i overheard someone say, "i need to germanize my cube because..." please post and fill out the rest of what i couldn't hear. thanks!
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:48:00 GMT

Misadventures of Frank, not his real name.

32 minutes into his new career as a porn star Frank the Tank, his name was not Frank nor was he built like a Tank except for a Big Gun, remembered he had left the stove on. Frank was so nervous, it be...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 22:10:00 GMT

Carnival of Carnal Corn

And on the day set aside for the Carnival of Carnal Corn, Queen Nebulon proclaimed (from her morning bubble bath), "No one shall smile while using their eyes during the day set aside for the Carnival ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 18:59:00 GMT

So there I was in the Congo.

So there I was in the Congo. Under my right arm I had a box of laundry detergent. Which is good because my pants had mud on the seat in the likeness of Virgin Mary. Two things trouble me about this si...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 14:06:00 GMT