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emma BINGEDRINK

I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.

About Me



Cheesy scab-picking, pimple-squeezing finger bandage! Boiled dripping beef fart bubble butt! Hemorrhoidal suck navel! Slug-slimed puked-up sack of rat guts and cat vomit. A week-old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!

What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it?

"as part of the Electra complex, women have unconscious penis envy, the tragic desire to possess the same sexual organ as men." - Freud

oh, and I am vegan.

My Interests

Fruit bats are nocturnal, and hang from their feet during the day. They may hang with their wings wrapped around their bodies, or, if it is hot, may use their wings to fan themselves. Although fruit bats are good at flying, landing is another story! Fruit bats can't land gracefully, and instead must crash into bushes or trees to come to a stop, or try to latch onto a branch as they pass by. Sometimes these crash-landings disturb other fruit bats at the site, and cause noisy fights amongst them.

I'd like to meet:



Movies:

Watership Down, The Sound of Music, The Neverending Story, Finding Nemo, Shrek (1&2), Monty Python & The Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, Sleepers, A Bugs Life, The 5th Element, Monsters Inc, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (oldie only) Vanilla Sky, Memento, Fight Club, The life of Brian, Star Wars, The Departed, The wizard of OZ.

Television:

The Chronicles of Narnia, Green Wing, Black Books, Entourage.

Books:



I like to read under the bed with a nightlight.

Heroes:

These people:
This lady,
This man,
This girl

My Blog

Beans on Toast

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Posted by emma on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:06:00 PST

with a dash of PORTSMOUTH

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Posted by emma on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:26:00 PST

TRUE LIFE: I want to be an American.

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Posted by emma on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:39:00 PST

NTC is damned

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Posted by emma on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:27:00 PST

spring break 2K6

a few pictures of some drunk ass bitches:stand up and get crunk(There are about 60 pictures)
Posted by emma on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:41:00 PST