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Zaphod

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About Me

My lady is on a power trip. The kids are starving. And I think I'm losing my mojo. Maybe I'm just having a bad day but it's rough out here in the desert. The neighbor's from hell moved in next door. There's never enough time to eat. Flower kicked our daughter out again. But did she consult me? No. She never listens to me. And on top of all that, I think she might be having an affair. Trust me, think twice before getting involved with a powerful woman. And if you do it anyway, don't cross her when she's hungry.

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You've found my secret "I need more space" place but I really live at animalplanet.com/meerkatmanor or animalplanet.co.uk/meerkat_manor .

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

David Attenborough, Steven Colbert and anyone who has any information about what Flower was doing for two hours last Thursday afternoon.